pokemon

The game that has kept me in it's clutches for the past few years.

I live for pokemon. I'm not up for pizza again, but a calzone is just too messy, I'll have a p'zone.

by Kenshin December 1, 2003

pokemon council

gay imaginary world that a 16 year old boy believes in. he still likes pokemon and hes 16. no joke. the pokemon council is retarded

pokemon council might be shown within the classic tv show of pokemon

by smg(sean,Gipson) May 22, 2006

pokemon

Really Idiotic show
Characters are Dumbasses

Pikachu is a very stupid pokemon and example

by Joe March 23, 2005

Pokemon Snap

A game where someone is naked on a webcam but covering vital parts. Every so often, they uncover their genitals and the other person has to take a screenshot of them.

A:Wanna play Pokemon Snap?
B:YES.
A:*Flashes dick*

by andyrb10 February 22, 2010

pokemonomnomnom

its when you go to the mall and see these guys around 20 years old or older playing Pokemon and having McDonalds and eating really loudly and it sounds like nom nom nom. and you are standing by going. "they look like my little brother at home...."

so i went to the mall yesterday and these guys were alll pokemonomnomnom

thats horrible! but were they cute.

darling any guy over the age of 15 playing Pokemon is most definitely not cute.

you got that right!

by ninjadrewzers:) January 2, 2011

Pokemon GO

An app that gets kids killed because they walk out on the street while a car is passing, searching for pokemon. And guess what? Boom their dead.

No, actually. This is the birth of the bet-yet-worst mobile app in 2016. First released in Japan, it has over 75 million downloads by estimate. Going to be the game that kills people. One story says that two kids, playing Pokemon GO! fell off a 80 ft cliff.

Pokeballs have reportedly been found on heavily guarded “shoot on sight” military bases in Australia.

Game that will lead to the most deaths due to a mobile game since Flappy Bird.

Dude 1: Dude! I just got this cool new game, Pokemon GO!
Dude 2: Uninstall that. It'll kill you.
Dude 1: No it won't.

NEXT DAY

Dude 1 (on phone talking to Dude 2, while playing Pokemon GO! on another phone.): Bro, I just found a Charizard near these trai- *crash*
Dude 2: DUDE!? DUDE!? WHERE ARE YOU? DUDE!? Oh shit he died! Pokemon GO is the death of us.

by RitoshiHusky July 26, 2016

Pokémom

Similar to Milf. Derived from the verb to poke, in the context to have sex with and the noun mom, shorthand for mother. Therefore meaning a mom you'd like to poke (have sex with). Also is a pun on the popular cartoon characters known as Pokémon.

A: Dude that chick is HOT!
B: Shut up, That's my mom!!
A: Seriously - You've got a Pokémom

by User_7 October 5, 2008