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PHUNK

Another lame attempt by white people and fading rap stars by replacing the letter "f" with the similar sounding "ph".
Fat --------> Phat
Funk -------> Phunk
Fuck -------> Phuck
by James. June 21, 2005
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Plunked

Plunking is when you are engaging your partner in foreplay and get to the point right before initiating intercourse and suddenly your erection goes away and you are no longer able to perform intercourse
I was fooling around with my girlfriend and we were right about to have sex and the dog walked in the room and I plunked
by Tman7475 December 30, 2018
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plunko

Plunko is the epitome.bliss..cloud 9..heaven like
Listening to that musical trio was plunko
by Elmer lennon August 23, 2020
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planktify

to cuddle with someone
last night me and her enjoyed a good planktify
by vander007 March 25, 2009
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plankton farming

-the process of collecting, gathering, and accumulating by any means enough miniscule pieces of weed to smoke.

-usually only occurs at the very end of a bag, when there is almost nothing left but you really want to toke up one more time.

-can be measured in total bowls, joints or blunts filled from your harvest, but bowls is most commonly used measurement
-while most farmers tend to simply use their fingers, advances in the field have included sheets of paper, rulers, and in one non-confirmed case, a statically-charge balloon electrically harvested the weed planktons.
"Yo, I got home from the bar last night pretty trashed, and I thought I was dry until I plankton farmed under my desk so I could smoke a bowl and fall asleep."

"I spilled the pipe last night but John did some speedy plankton farming and we didn't lose a crystal!"
by Devo and Dan February 21, 2010
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Planking

Sport invented in Australia where you lie flat on your stomach while someone else takes photographs and uploads them onto the internet.
That was some mean planking bro!
by Planker#1 June 18, 2011
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Planking

To lie face down with an emotionless face, arms to the side, in a rigid manner. Can be done by anyone on anything to make an impressive picture. It is proper to have a picture taken of oneself planking and post it on Facebook. Originated by British Rugby player David "Wolfman" Williams
Jim- What is that idiot doing laying on the park bench face down looking like a zombie

Bob-Ohh he's just planking dude.
by KyleBFC June 19, 2011
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