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Harry: The person looking at this is such a pervert.

George: How so?

Harry: They keep looking up weird stuff on Urban Dictionary

by xx.Heidi.xx May 3, 2021

Monkey perv

A person with an unatural obssession with monkeys.....

*walks into Jo's room*
Me: "OMG. look at all the monkey stuff in here!"

Ellie: O.O "She must be a monkey perv....Quick! Save the monkeys!!!"

by ribenaaa October 16, 2008

Keyboard Perv

Spends most of the time on their computer.

Bob wont come out to play because he's always on his computer, what a keyboard perv!

by 1unity23 May 3, 2010

Power-perv

For when time is of the essence and there simply isn't time for full blown perving or you're liable to get a slap if someone catches you being a creep. A power-perv is a brief period of intense perving over any chosen subject it can be used in many situations, most notably in the office or on the bus. A quick once over of your perv target should suffice. Power pervs are best aimed at the buttocks or if you're feeling particularly pervy, the chest (only do this if wearing sunglasses or we could have a sexual harrassment case on our hands!) note to self, longer than 5seconds and it's just a standard perv.

"dude, power-perv at 12 o'clock"

"i just power-perved the red head at the bus stop"

"seriously man, stop power-perving my mum!"

by Valvona September 19, 2011

Satisfied Pervert

A person who speaks about sex all the time and what and how they would do it. They seem to be a pervert because their conversations revolve around sex. Someone who doesn't get it much but once they get it often and tries many positions and styles becomes very satisfied in their sex life and no longer seems to act like a pervert and speaks of it as much.

Johnnie always talks about how he wanted get deep in her, but now that Johnnie is getting deep up in her, he no longer talks about it and seems to be a satisfied pervert.

Suzie wants to have Johnnie cum all over her face and chest. She always says, "I want him to cum in my eye" Johnnie fulfilled her request and Suzie seems to be a satisfied pervert.

Bobby thinks he wants to stick in the poop chute and always talks about peoples poopers, now that Bobby gave it to someone in the pooper he doesn't talk about it as much, he seems to be a satisfied pervert.

by Shifty Red January 24, 2012

byte pervert

A person who gets off by hacking into networks and viewing the traffic, just because they can.

You know, these network security audits are the perfect excuse for a byte pervert to squeeze the cream from the flesh Twinkie.

by songsta September 26, 2013

victorian perv

a man who goes into victoria's secret stores just to get catalogs

Woman: "Hey, look at that victorian perv! He has so many catalogs!"

by slangjunkie69 November 17, 2013