by Prince c4spian December 6, 2022
Get the pinch my grandma with a crowbarmug. Damnit, that solstice fest official was really pinching my whiskers for being within 25 feet of the area that I’m not aloud to piggy back the festival and sell my art.
by 3x7r3m157 June 23, 2019
Get the Pinching my whiskersmug. by Drew's mum May 12, 2022
Get the Beetle pinchmug. When you have to take a major dump after a meal, such as Taco Bell, but the time is not now, so you pretend as if there is an imaginary quarter up your asshole and you have to clench it there.
“Hey Mikey, are we almost home? I’m about to piss myself!”
“Bitch I’m getting bathroom first! I’ve been pinching George for the last 20 minutes!”
“Bitch I’m getting bathroom first! I’ve been pinching George for the last 20 minutes!”
by Pinchinggeorge August 18, 2019
Get the pinching georgemug. by the_famm123 April 12, 2019
Get the pinchmug. 
When a female wakes up with a growling stomach from bubble guts after a very hard night of partying (usually in Mexico) and has to take a massive steamer. In her diminutive trek to the toilet, she uncomfortably realizes she still has a tampon jammed in the clam, fully drenched and swollen, pulsing like a toe with gangrene. She urgently sits down on the cold porceline, her stomach is growling, and there is a dirty dangling tampon string. She has to act fast and relieve herself so she pinches a hot, steaming log off and pulls out a huge bloody cyst like tampon.
The true test is to find out if all of this can make it down on the first flush.
If she is a true savage, she will leave her bloody panties on the floor and won't bother flushing toilet.
The true test is to find out if all of this can make it down on the first flush.
If she is a true savage, she will leave her bloody panties on the floor and won't bother flushing toilet.
woke up in the morning cause I had to pee, walked into the bathroom and almost vomited. My roommate Julie pinch and pulled and didn't flush.
by Smokestacks May 16, 2018
Get the Pinch and Pullmug.