Tobias: The Almighty Physician

Tobias, otherwise known as a supporting character in the Ascendance Series, is a baka baddie.

1.) Because he can't even murder somebody

2.) He always has to impersonate Jaron

3.) He's actually an intellectual

Person A: Have you heard about Tobias: The Almighty Physician?
Person B: No, why?
Person A: You uneducated being, he is the best character in the ascendance series.

by Honeydew.com June 28, 2021

literaly the completely physically TAS imossible situation

Quickman

Max: Bro He gave me literaly the completely physically TAS imossible situation twice in a row

by mcfl1y January 29, 2022

National slap a physicist day

Day (everyday) when you can slap a physicist. Especially those who study at PMF, Zagreb

Filip is a physicist. Slap him on national slap a physicist day.

by Micamaca September 1, 2023

I'm a Physician

Famous last words from a knight trying to defend his queen. Similar to "trust me bro", it is now used as a way to counter an argument especially for a woman whom you'll never get.

"My understanding is a psychological body language, whenever that happens, people usually actually huddle up more to protect their mid-body, because that's where your organs are."

"I...I'm...I'm a physic..I'm a physician."

by imaphysician March 8, 2024

Hard Problem of Physicalism

A more nuanced version of materialism's problem. Physicalism claims everything is physical or supervenes on the physical. The hard problem is defining "the physical" without circularity. Physics describes the behavior of matter, but doesn't define its essence. Furthermore, if physics is just our best current model, then physicalism becomes the claim "everything is whatever our current physics says it is," which is both provisional and strangely empty. It's materialism with a philosophy degree, but still struggling.

*Example: "She's a physicalist but admits physics doesn't have a clue about consciousness. The hard problem of physicalism: she believes consciousness is 100% physical, but 'the physical' is an ever-changing list of quarks, fields, and maybe strings. She's betting on a mystery being solved by a moving target."*

by Abzugal January 30, 2026

General Law of Physical Compensation

A theoretical hypothesis proposing that the universe possesses inherent mechanisms to prevent paradoxes when the known laws of physics appear to be violated at macroscopic scales. According to this speculative principle, if faster-than-light travel became possible—seemingly violating relativity and enabling causal paradoxes—some undiscovered physical mechanism would automatically activate to prevent grandfather paradoxes from actually occurring. Similarly, if energy were not conserved in some process, or if negative entropy emerged spontaneously, the universe would compensate through some other channel to maintain overall consistency. The General Law suggests that physics is not a collection of independent rules but a self-consistent system that protects its own coherence—if you punch a hole in one law, another law quietly patches it before paradox can emerge. It's the cosmological equivalent of "the universe bats last," applied to the largest scales of reality.

Example: "The physicist speculated that if FTL travel ever became real, the General Law of Physical Compensation would ensure you could never actually kill your own grandfather—not because relativity forbids it, but because the universe has backstop mechanisms we haven't discovered yet."

by Dumu The Void March 13, 2026

Special Law of Physical Compensation

The microscopic complement to the General Law, proposing that quantum-scale apparent violations of physical law are similarly compensated by mechanisms operating at the smallest scales of reality. Where the General Law addresses macroscopic paradoxes like FTL travel or perpetual motion, the Special Law concerns itself with quantum events that might seem to violate conservation laws, causality, or temporal order. It suggests that for every quantum fluctuation that appears to borrow energy from nowhere, for every apparent retrocausal influence, for every momentary violation of expected regularity, there exists an invisible compensatory mechanism that restores ultimate consistency—often too quickly or too subtly to be detected. The Special Law is what keeps the quantum foam from boiling over into macroscopic paradox, the universe's microscopic immune system against its own wildest possibilities.

Example: "The experiment seemed to show energy appearing from nowhere, but the Special Law of Physical Compensation predicts some undetected balancing mechanism—perhaps energy borrowed from the future, returned before anyone could measure the theft."

by Dumu The Void March 13, 2026