Pedo-Stash

A pencil-like mustache that would be befitting a pedophile

Dude see Cien over there in the playground. Dude is sporting a serious pedo-stash we should call the police.

by Cienispedophile January 20, 2021

Peadosmile

A perverted looking smile with connotations of the smile bearer desiring to participate in illegal sexual activity.

Wow, look at that guy over there, he has such a peadosmile

by McCann2009 November 23, 2009

Pardon My Homo

A phrase to excuse inadvertent gayness on the part of a straight male.

Dude, his tie doesn't even match his shirt. Woah, pardon my homo, sorry guys.

by Pardon My Homo February 24, 2011

Pedobear

An animated bear who seems to like the activity of raping little children.

Man: did you see that pedobear meme yesterday?
Another man: that son of a bitch creeps me the hell out.

by Unknown to life March 3, 2019

pedobear

a person who likes bears/young girls
somehow shaped in bear form. not really.

*phone rings*
jeffrey: is KC callin you?
joanna: yeah, he's such a pedobear.

by jananerz April 5, 2009

pedo van

The act of a pregnant woman having relations with a man whilst pregnant, with the man's penis breaking through the uterus and thereby penetrating the baby. The woman is literally having a child raped inside her, similar to the van pedophiles drive to attract their prey.

Bob:Dude, my mom was cheating with this black guy when she was pregnant, and he accidently gave it to her too hard and fucked the baby!

Larry: Nice dude, he totally gave her a pedo van!

by pedobeargrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr April 25, 2011

pardon my zinger

Zing.

To Zing (syn: pwn), is to viciously point out flaws, with relentless, uncaring effort. The term "Burn" was overused, and therefore had died. From its ashes rose several new terms, such as Snap, and Zing. To be Zing is bliss, and neverending once you have it.
www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Zing

"Should you need to think about a comeback, or something to retort, it is no longer a Zing, but a common insult".

by Gari August 29, 2005