People Power

A 1986 coup d'etat that became a so-called revolution, no thanks to some economic hitmen and greedy oligarchs jealous of Ferdinand Marcos, who was able to prevent an oil crisis that ravaged many Western countries in the 1970's. It signaled the end of 13 years of peace, progress and stability and the return of the oligarchs that fucked the Philippine nation and its citizens.

Jake: Are you going to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the "People Power Revolution"?
Raul: No way. I'm sick and tired of that shit. Plus, I am not a Yellow Zombie and I don't like the so-called celebrities that are part of that self-serving "celebration".
Jake: Yeah. And what kind of government are we in? A mixture of a kakistocracy, theocracy and elite democracy. Can't wait for 2016, so I can cast my vote for Bongbong Marcos.
Raul: Me too. Can't wait for him to become president in 2016!

by Lakeside Freestylist March 12, 2011

half-people

What weird 25-year-olds with no life call everyone under the age of 20.

Today, while I was getting coffee at the gas station, a couple of high-school students walked up to me and told me I reminded them of a older and creepier version of Jessica Simpson, and I said, why don't you bite me, half-people.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010

lobster people

Tourists who frequent the Jersey Shore and on the first day of their vacation get incredibly sunburned and then for the rest of their stay share the pain of said sunburn with the locals through acting bitchy and obnoxious.

The lobster people screamed at the waitress because she didn't seat them before the other tourists.

by imissthesun April 17, 2007

People spray

The over-use of fly spray in which the human is the one who ends up almost choking to death.

Alicia: Hey Dan, chuck us the Raid, there's an army of ants who've been nomming your rubbish and now they're heading for the bag of groceries.

Dan: *chucks Alicia the fly spray* "okay but take it easy, that stuff's toxic!"

Alicia sprays the ants...

Dan: *choking* Aaaargh! Dont spray it near me, fly spray's people spray! Fly spray's people spray!!! *cough cough*

by icil February 1, 2009

Crab people

Commonly referred to people with bottom-feeder taste.
They eat garbage.
Trashy individual with a taste for trash.

Mcdondals is basically crab people food.
"Hungry Man" frozen dinners are for crab people.
You are a crab person if you consume canned meat.

by Sockzthecat February 29, 2020

Foster The People

The guys that wrote that epic song about school shootings

“All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, you better run, better run, outrun my gun”
~Mark Foster (lead singer of Foster The People)

by sodados November 6, 2018

Dutch People

Lit people- okay no ahem

First things first, THEY CANNOT FLY LMAO, MAYBE YOU GOT THAT IDEA FROM SPONGEBOB-

Anyways...

People from Europe, specifically The Netherlands, very Well known by their tulips, windmills, bike riders, weed smoking and wooden shoe wearing stereotypes. Though, they are also known for being the tallest people in the world, with an average height of six feet. Never call them a "kaaskop" (cheesehead).

"Man, those Dutch People are hella tall!"

by RBW726 January 5, 2019