Pathological One-upper

One-upping to such a degree, involving, caused by, or of the nature of a mental disease, where an upper is incapable of ever stopping and must refute any up of a fellow upper, even if the up makes no logical sense at all.

Regular One-upper: Dude, i bought a Jaguar last week. It's sick.
Pathological One-upper: Nice. I got an Aston a few days ago...
Regular One-upper: My Dad's getting a Bugatti Veyron today!
Pathological One-upper: That's nothing. For that much money you won't even get an apartment in my building. I have six.

by Wannaapppp! September 11, 2012

Petrolia, CA

a town in humbolt county, northern CA. a beautiful tiny town with rolling hills and beautiful beach areas. has one tiny store and one tiny school, k-12 all on one campus. many know petrolia for its "special" crop that grows there on many properties that people shant tell you about. but to people that have been there or lived there, its known for the tight community and wonderful scenery. once you go there, you will never forget it.

"I got some amazing herbage from Petrolia, CA the other day"
"i saw some zebra's at some ranch in Petrolia, CA last week"
"never have to worry about getting my car stolen here, i just leave my keys on the seat, never know when someone might need to move my car, man i love Petrolia, CA"

by ptown lover December 7, 2012

pabrolling

When two or more bros are on patrol.

The two dudes walked back and forth along the beach, looks like they are pabrolling.

by Zedjen October 1, 2018

Petroleum Transference Engineer

A position given to those who transfer gas to your vehicle. Amateurs are known as Gas Attendants, however as their skillset increases, they become Petroleum Transference Engineers.

I went to the local Citgo and the Petroleum Transference Engineer pumped my car so hard.

by jpg20369 December 25, 2018

Patrotic

The incorrect spelling of patriotic by someone who never lets ignorance get in the way of a strong opinion.

More than likely from 'Merica.

This is the home of a patrotic Chri$tian family!

by Ultra Vires October 28, 2021

Petroleum

Unrefined crude oil. The by-product of dinosaurs rotting for millions of years underground.

Petroleum is the formal name for unrefined fossil fuel.

by GAWII May 20, 2008

Pathological Idiot

A condition where people have unnaturally high levels of stupidity.

The condition usually sets in around 14 to 15 years of age but sometimes it can occur in younger and older people.

Symptoms include lack of general knowledge, no sense of self-preservation and obliviousness to the people surrounding them.

The majority of year 10 at Beverly Hills Girls High School. That should speak for itself.

Is pathological idiot an actual condition?
Yup, its tragic how many year 10's suffer from it.
Isn't it just....

by Patchwork Cat June 2, 2009