Pasty Puff

A morbidly obese white male, normally from the suburbs but can range into safer sections of cities to view sporting events. Pasty Puff's are easily identified by New Balance running shoes (almost always gray), Casper the friendly ghost skin tone and belly's that hang out significantly farther then their dicks. Pasty Puff's are known for the mass consumption of high fructose corn syrup products and saying the wrong thing at every turn.

"Check out Pasty Puff over there double fisting pizza and starbursts like diabetes doesn't exist."

by kfc4life November 5, 2023

patryzah

The most beautiful girl ive ever seen, she is sexy a good lover and faithful girl she knows She's pretty SO she uses it to her advanteg and she pulls more people than anyone she Will steal ur mans

Woah look at patryzah

She's so cute ima leave My gf for her

by Patryzah bf November 22, 2023

Paltry Gary

Likes to eat butt. Bad at video games

That girl sure is one Paltry Gary

by cl2113lb April 23, 2024

Patryk

MY FUTURE HUSBAND. Yeah bitches thats right. Mine. Kiss my ass.

"Is that Patryk?"
"Oh yeah thats Bronagh's boyfriend."

by BroNaghg March 7, 2024

Pasty

When a situation is so disgusting and weird it is then a pasty situation

That guy there is so pasty look at what he is doing or what did you just say, that’s so pasty

by Deeco April 28, 2025

Pasty

White as paper; has never tanned

Why are you so pasty?

by Gingerbread10 May 9, 2025

Throwing Pasty

A small and concealable version of the Cornish War Pasty. Often used by the Hellers, Cornish ninjas! The Throwing Pasty is very dangerous in the wrong hands and can give you a nasty ding on the ear! Maximum range is about 20 feet!

Trellawney: ouch!

Ambrose: What 'appened Trellawney?

Trellawney: That there Heller just threw 'es Throwing Pasty atun, dinged me som'et proper!

by EsAnHeller July 28, 2011