Parking The Bus

A soccer strategy where a team puts every single player in front of their own goal, making it almost impossible for the other team to score.

Manchester spent the whole second half parking the bus instead of actually attacking

by ethanvmmm September 9, 2025

Parking Lot Skipping

A form evading traffic, usually when someone is in a rush that involves cutting through parking lots to get to an alternative route

My professor engaged in parking lot skipping to get to work when there was too much traffic

by thenoladriver September 26, 2025

Parking Crater

A parking lot that covers an absurdly large section of a city. Often found outside stadiums, megachurches, and Walmarts. They typically take up more land area than the establishment itself. Parking craters typically have no tree cover, making them unpleasant to walk through, contribute to the urban heat island effect, force urban sprawl, thereby lengthening commute times, and take up valuable space that could be devoted to other businesses.

The center of my hometown used to be such a fun and lively area, but now it’s nothing but a big parking crater.

Coined by Urban Paint Explainer.

by Shepherd Guy November 14, 2025

Parking Job

A verb that is the action of jerking someone off while in a car, specifically when it’s parked.

He gave a parking job to me the other day. Now my entire car is white and sticky.

by Dic-tionary November 20, 2025

Parsing Identities

Oooooooooooh! I (The Corporeal One) am parsing the the identities incorrectly.

Hym Iam "Ok, I get it now. It's not that you are not parsing the information correctly, I'm not parsing identities correctly as you're swapping me out. OK. Refine that if you can. Otherwise I'll just try harder to figure it our as go."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2026

no parking overnight

When a person is considered too frumpish to stay the night, such a sign should be erected.

No parking overnight.

by Your freindly local heretic March 24, 2004

Danger Parking

The act of backing your car into every single parking space, be it parking lot, side street, or your own driveway. It is called "Danger Parking" because the idea is that if there should be some sort of danger, your car is already faceing the direction you need to go, thereby reducing getaway time.

sean told his roomate he was danger parking in his driveway tonight in case his ex girlfriend decided to pay him a visit

by kkelly09 May 14, 2009