Parker

The kind of guy who likes getting pegged, like alot..

"Oh did you meet parker last friday?"

"Yeah he likes getting pegged!"

by goodbøy October 13, 2020

Peter Parker

when your finger blasting two birds at the same time with hands like spiderman whilst shooting your web over their face.

"I pulled off my first Peter Parker last night, safe to say the funeral was very awkward #sorrynan"

by peterparkerspedo August 8, 2021

Parker Redlon

A very unattractive person who can not get a girlfriend to save his life. His friends hate him and tell him to kill himself all the time. But even after all of that he still hangs out with them...

He's such a Parker Redlon... He'll never be cool

by Daddys_boy6969 July 15, 2016

Parker

A person who is a bastard

Why is it always Parker?

by FC Lumbago May 6, 2019

Parker

A person who can eat more than the average polar bear but still be fast enough to get speeding tickets

He pulled a parker!

by Parkmanwiththestang August 22, 2023

Parker

A guy named parker will always put himself before others, a little bad and a little good. Parker's have the cutest smiles and will always care for everyone. They are great friends but can be shy, all in all if you find a guy named parker he will give you the world

Girl:I'm so happy
Girl2:why?
Girl:me and parker were going to have a nice dinner out but instead he cooked dinner for me

by Kayla01 December 13, 2018

Mason Parker Esquire

Using my email and just got charged $349.99 by the geek squad for his yearly subscription.

Hym "Drone strike Mason Parker Esquire today. Immediately. Or find him and kill him. Either way, my email is far too specific for it to be a coincidence. Get him out of here."

by Hym Iam August 13, 2025