A pair of pants that are so ugly and/or uncomfortable that the fact that one is wearing them indicates that one hasn't done laundry in a long, long time.
Girl 1: Hey, what's with these ugly pants in the back of your closet?
Girl 2: Oh, those are just laundry pants. I don't actually sear them in public.
Girl 2: Oh, those are just laundry pants. I don't actually sear them in public.
by withinsanity April 14, 2013
The pair of pants you keep in the back of your closet even though the last time you fit into them was when you were 16 in the hope that you will one day be able to button them up again.
I'm happy to give all the clothes on this pile to charity. Except for these pants, they are my motivation pants!
by Klarissa506 September 24, 2009
when a guy sits down for a long time in the same position, and gets a spontaneous erection, after it goes away, and his dick feels sore.
by burrito!!! December 18, 2010
Apparently normal casual or dress pants for men with a stretch waistband to accommodate large bellies. Suitable for fathers who gain sympathy weight during wives' pregnancies.
by digs0 January 15, 2013
by Mudknuckle Circus November 18, 2013
The fart I unleashed after eating at the Mexican buffet was horrible. I could tell by the sound it was a pants painter.
by Felicityfartwell November 13, 2017
A future fashion style in which baggy pants are tucked into knee high boots causing ones pants to look like mushrooms.
"Dude check out the size of that guys shroom pants!"
"I wish i could afford a good pair of shroom pants!"
"I wish i could afford a good pair of shroom pants!"
by membersmarktp1 September 26, 2009