Paternity Pants

Apparently normal casual or dress pants for men with a stretch waistband to accommodate large bellies. Suitable for fathers who gain sympathy weight during wives' pregnancies.

Man, that was a massive Thanksgiving dinner. I'm glad I wore my paternity pants.

by digs0 January 15, 2013

F'd in the pants!

(adj.) The state of being in which one finds themselves broke, drunk and loitering on the front porch of local store in a Bush Alaska community. Totally, completely, utterly...F'd in the pants!

Ughhhh. my biographical poet paper is "f'd in the pants!"

by Scott el Camino October 31, 2010

pant tight

Watch out for my body rolls!
Watch out for my body rolls!
High kicks!
High kicks!
This is how we do it!

pant tight boi I got dem bod rolls

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 1, 2018

shroom pants

A future fashion style in which baggy pants are tucked into knee high boots causing ones pants to look like mushrooms.

"Dude check out the size of that guys shroom pants!"
"I wish i could afford a good pair of shroom pants!"

by membersmarktp1 September 26, 2009

laundry pants

A pair of pants that are so ugly and/or uncomfortable that the fact that one is wearing them indicates that one hasn't done laundry in a long, long time.

Girl 1: Hey, what's with these ugly pants in the back of your closet?
Girl 2: Oh, those are just laundry pants. I don't actually sear them in public.

by withinsanity April 14, 2013

cardboard pants

A term used when seeing a hot chick, implying she is so hot you just jizzed your pants and it's dry and cardboard like.

Dude: Fuck yeah she's hot as fuck, bro!
Sam: Aww man, I've got cardboard pants. Fuck.

by Sea Dot January 22, 2014

Pants Pylon

An unwanted erection, usually manifesting itself while in school or at church.

Every day during studyhall, whenever Melissa was nearby I suffered the worst Pants Pylon.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 17, 2013