When the Satanists panic and start throwing everything against the wall in order to try to distract and cause chaos because somebody somewhere took away something sacred to them.
by Objective-Reason Daddy October 24, 2023
Get the satanic panicmug. A suit that is needed less than 24 hours before the event which it is being bought for begins. The specific suit in question is the one that will fit the person the suit is for, a suit which is almost invariably impossible to get hold of.
"I need to get a suit for this wedding tomorrow!"
"Please don't tell me you need a panic suit? You should have bought a suit ages ago!"
"Please don't tell me you need a panic suit? You should have bought a suit ages ago!"
by Markatansky July 29, 2012
Get the panic suitmug. by HR.T August 10, 2016
Get the gay panic partymug. it's when you freak out over a ship that is sailed. it's a word I made up and I don't know what else to say
person 1: omg! Carly just kiss Freddie!
person 2: my ship sailed! *freaks out*
person 1: stop having a ship panic dude!
person 2: my ship sailed! *freaks out*
person 1: stop having a ship panic dude!
by NIGHT_BR3AKS June 29, 2022
Get the ship panicmug. Hym “Moral Panic and Controlled Opposition are both... Terms... and they both mean things.”
Dr. JeepJorp “BuT wHaT dO tHeY mEaN!?”
Hym “GET OUT OF HERE DR. JEEPJORP! NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU!”
Dr . JeepJorp *whimpers and hobbles away*
Hym “Jesus... Where was I? Oh! Controlled opposition. That’s why the Overton window exists. That’s why we’re kept in the feedback loop. You don’t care. You get your little dick sucked? Or your fat meaty cock gobbled? You manage to get some of your life subsidized? Are you not being crimed? Then you’re fine. Quit complaining about your life. I had to work hard to get where I am! Unless I lied. Then I just lied with every waking breath and everyone around me just went along with it. People don’t even know the difference! They can’t even think! They just accept the propositions. No matter how absurd.”
Dr. JeepJorp “BuT wHaT dO tHeY mEaN!?”
Hym “GET OUT OF HERE DR. JEEPJORP! NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU!”
Dr . JeepJorp *whimpers and hobbles away*
Hym “Jesus... Where was I? Oh! Controlled opposition. That’s why the Overton window exists. That’s why we’re kept in the feedback loop. You don’t care. You get your little dick sucked? Or your fat meaty cock gobbled? You manage to get some of your life subsidized? Are you not being crimed? Then you’re fine. Quit complaining about your life. I had to work hard to get where I am! Unless I lied. Then I just lied with every waking breath and everyone around me just went along with it. People don’t even know the difference! They can’t even think! They just accept the propositions. No matter how absurd.”
by Hym Iam December 2, 2022
Get the Moral Panicmug. The panicked need to pee combined with the sudden psychological urgentness that seems to come when you’re finally at the urinal or toilet and get stuck on a zipper or can’t find the hole in your boxers. When you’ve waited for an hour and almost piss yourself at the last second.
I finally got to the front of the long bathroom line at the concert and had a pee-panic when I couldn’t get my dick out of my pants.
by TRG21. August 24, 2021
Get the Pee-panicmug. Person #1: What took you so long? I thought you just went to put something in your Aunt's van.
Person #2: My Aunt is a real panic maven. She didn't believe me when I said I locked her van, so she made me go back and re-check to make sure it's locked.
Person #2: My Aunt is a real panic maven. She didn't believe me when I said I locked her van, so she made me go back and re-check to make sure it's locked.
by Ace Corona November 23, 2013
Get the Panic Mavenmug.