panda bear

cute boy with adorable curly brown hair but covers it up with a beanie most of the time.
He is incredibly nice to everyone
Panda bear is up for anything and everything.
over all he is the most amazing person in the world person in the world

person 1: OH MY GOD! TYLER BARTON IS AMAZING!

person 2: wait who?!

person 1: That guy! (points)

person 2: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! HIS NAME IS PANDA BEAR! ..... dumb ass.

by Nikkilovesu November 22, 2011

panda hole

To harvest the ear wax of your female partner, smear it under her eyes, then administer a chinese shrinky dink, which will cause her to cry, mixing her mascara with the ear wax, causing her to look like a panda. Then force feed her bamboo shoots.

On my wedding night, i plan on giving my new bride a panda hole.

by Tommy Harris August 24, 2006

Panda-kun

A derogative word meaning an Asian, usually Japanese, person. Is usually used by weak, white, wealthy (Triple W)males.

Look at that Panda-kun. I bet she eats Pocky all day and also watches anime with her slanty eyes. What a ruhtard.

by Dick C. Mongler November 5, 2010

[Panda Syndrome]

A guy that exclusively dates Asian women, and loves them so much that he would date a Panda bear, just to say he's dating an Asian.

Man, Matt totally has Panda Syndrome. He can't get enough of (enter asian name here), Damn!!

by Nadia A. December 15, 2008

Panda Bites

when someone has small boobs like an asian woman at adulthood... around A cup or small B cup. kind of like saying mosquito bites but a little bigger

Becky: omg Chantay you have Panda bites !
Chantay: thanks bitch ;)

by TheBestEvvvverrr February 6, 2012

panda raccoon

What a panda bear actually is because a panda isnt really a bear! Can be used to describe the perfect guy, especially if the guy is adorable like a panda!!

Kerrie: Look Leah! Panda Raccoon is walking over here!!
Leah: Omg! He is soo perfect and cute!!

by Panda Loverr January 12, 2009

Panda Pop

The sexual act of administering two black eyes to a young, white, virgin girl and then proceeding to deflower her.

"You're sister took the panda pop the other night like a champ."

by Mitchell_the_faggit May 17, 2015