platypus

What happened when god had an off day.

Look at that stupid platypus!

by wwacker September 25, 2005

Nickity Nack the Pattys Back

verb: the act of returning the patty to its original location; rarely achieved by the average person

Nickity Nack the Pattys back! Scotty brought the patty back when he hit a homerun!

by patsajak4life June 29, 2011

Crabby Patty

A hamburger from In- N - Out. Secret-Secret Menu, with 2 buns covered in Thousand Island dressing, then grilled to create a magnificent burger. Limited time only.

"Can I get a crabby patty, I love that burger."

by John Dickens May 30, 2008

fatty patty

someone thats big or fat

ey mark, look at dat fatty patty she cant get in her car!

by bayshit December 11, 2007

plattered

1. To be served on a platter
2. To have been fully destroyed in an argument by a devastating comeback

"You got totally plattered when he called your mama a biaaatch! ZING!"

by Pat February 11, 2005

Pittsburgh Platter

A Pittsburgh Platter is a steaming load of shit dumped off on a man's chest by a woman or man, whatever the preference may be.

Dude! She gave him a Pittsburgh Platter! That shit's so gross!

by JManDC September 14, 2007

patty melt

the act of titty-fucking the empty-pastry-bag-like breasts an old woman

Elizabeth Taylor was so hot. I wanted to give her the patty melt for years...too bad she died.

by jwonder May 12, 2011