The ultimate definition of a simile. This statement puts a humorous spin on describing a Homosexual.
Associtate 1: "You see that girl in the Cafe has a mohawk now?"
Associate 2: "That's a chick?"
Associate 1: "You know, the one Straight As a Mountain Pass?"
Associate 2: "Gothcha."
Associate 2: "That's a chick?"
Associate 1: "You know, the one Straight As a Mountain Pass?"
Associate 2: "Gothcha."
by King CJK December 13, 2010
Get the Straight As a Mountain Pass mug.A legendary image containing a picture of Morgan Freeman. It allows a viewer to continue No Nut November after nutting once. When used, it restores the pre-fap accumulated powers of No Nut November to the user. This pass is consumed upon use and cannot be used again until November of the following year.
Matt: Did you fail No Nut November, dude?
Herbert: I came close, man. I nutted but I had Freeman's Pass ready to go. I hope I can make it through the rest of the month.
Herbert: I came close, man. I nutted but I had Freeman's Pass ready to go. I hope I can make it through the rest of the month.
by DeadlyPinecone333 November 4, 2018
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by Taberlin April 26, 2019
Get the Clingy Bitch Pasta mug.Creaming the pasty is when you commence an action that your anal hole obtrudes solid excretory product, evacuated from the bowels. Then the dark steaming night soil lacerates the bowl, then the reservoir douses the droppings in liquid prevailing the night soil to be liquified in a rancid bath of micturate and diddly squat.
*in History class*
teacher: you should be revising even when while creaming the pasty
kallum:*sniggers*
conor:*sniggers*
teacher: you should be revising even when while creaming the pasty
kallum:*sniggers*
conor:*sniggers*
by muph October 12, 2021
Get the creaming the pasty mug.A delicacy from Bolton, UK. It is any form of pasty/pie(though often your basic meat & potato) sandwiched on a (preferably buttered) barm cake. Available at all good Hampsons & Greenhalgh's stores in Bolton, though elsewhere in the country often requires specific instructions in the construction. You do lose some flavour of the pasty/pie, but you increase the munch factor. Pie barms can also be a messy eat.
Hampsons employee: "Yes cock, what wouldst tha like?"
You: "Steak pasty barm please"
Employee: "alreet kid that's £1.20 please"
You: "ta love"
You: "Steak pasty barm please"
Employee: "alreet kid that's £1.20 please"
You: "ta love"
by Lukewithak December 12, 2008
Get the pasty barm mug.Passion is when you put more energy into something than is required to do it. It is more than just enthusiasm or excitement, passion is ambition that is materialized into action to put as much heart, mind body and soul into something as is possible.
Everything in the room was a mess, as if a typhoon came through, but her face had the expression of bliss and his of exhaustion and bliss, their sweaty bodies lying twisted together, he heard her wisper, "that was passion!"
by Docspy January 18, 2006
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