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motivation pants

The pair of pants you keep in the back of your closet even though the last time you fit into them was when you were 16 in the hope that you will one day be able to button them up again.
I'm happy to give all the clothes on this pile to charity. Except for these pants, they are my motivation pants!
by Klarissa506 September 24, 2009
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laundry pants

A pair of pants that are so ugly and/or uncomfortable that the fact that one is wearing them indicates that one hasn't done laundry in a long, long time.
Girl 1: Hey, what's with these ugly pants in the back of your closet?
Girl 2: Oh, those are just laundry pants. I don't actually sear them in public.
by withinsanity April 14, 2013
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dick pants

A pair of pants that are so tight one can see the outline of the penis inside the pants.
"Mike, why are you wearing those dick pants? It doesn't look too great with your schmedium shirt".
by Kk2787 September 22, 2019
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Percolator Pants

When you have the shits...and your intestines actually sound like a percolator.
That Taco Bell gave me percolator pants.
by Anonymousara March 21, 2011
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Pant Cactus

Refers to the condition of a man's testicles 5 days or so after shaving them. Round and prickly, the Pant Cactus is a foe to one's comfort, inner thighs, and the ladies. See: Manscape
"I look like a perv because I have to keep adjusting my balls - this Pant Cactus is so damn prickly! I'm never shaving my balls again!"
by Regay January 9, 2010
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Pinocchio Pants

A random blood rush to one's penis causing a spontaneous erection. Often causes embarrassment and laughter.
"Dude, I'm so hungry"

"Man same here, I can...aw man, I'm getting some Pinocchio Pants..."

"..."
by L0stf0rever June 7, 2011
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furtility pants

Animal print active wear, often with pockets, normally worn by cougars that signify one who is up for it.
Bec wore her furtility pants to yoga on Friday then went straight to the singles bar.
by halfmoonbrighton January 11, 2020
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