Having a “Paige”

When you feel like you’re going insane

Jordan: Maggie bit me like 5 times today I think she’s Having a “Paige”

by conradfanclub June 22, 2022

Paige

Paige; independent, hard working, promiscuous girl turned housewife. Lover, forgiver, all around perfect companion. She will tear your heart apart and piece it back together again. She will heal your wounds and strengthen your soul. If you find a Paige keep her.

Wow, I finally met a Paige!

by Thmp August 19, 2023

Marlie Paige Martin

Witawwy the coolest! Haha! Farlie fartin! Stalked me for 5 months and wont even talk to me.. *sigh*

Guy 1: “hey you seen what Marlie Paige Martin was doing”
Guy 2: “yeah ik she was witawwy stalking me at lunch”

by Cayden Hoogeveen January 28, 2024

paige andrews

hoe

person one: she’s a hoe
person two: yeah her names probably paige andrews

by ilikeurdad6969 November 13, 2019

paige frost

best fortnite player ever loves clipping all the kids. build master edit master and always dibs the medallion.

lets land at paige frost town

by jackmckeownnnn June 12, 2024

Paiged

When someone is called out for shady shit, lies, dick pics, harassment, etc.. and ends up getting blasted so hard that it makes NASA jealous

Did you see what happened to that guy in the group sending dick pics? He got paiged to the moon for that. Notes to self...I'm glad I didn't submit mine

by Mohawkdaddy November 14, 2021

paige mickelsen

A chav that can't keep a man for more than 5 minutes. always wears tracksuits and a messy bun with blotchy tan and a violent personality. a short person that will be the size of a doorknob by the time they are 18. the type of person that would create a new email so they don't have to pay for spotify premium to listen to overrated trap music. always gives off a pissy energy and is always followed by a wall of perfume and fake friends that remind you of bugs.

"paige mickelsen is a slag"

by ag.x2to._tr@33y March 15, 2022