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Dutch Rug Oven Boat 

Dutch Rug Oven Boat <deutsche rhug ohfen boaat>

Noun-When A person is getting Tugboated underneath a blanket whilst farting.
"Beeson was giving Kristine a tugboat underneath the blankets, when she farted and he starting gagging, all of the sudden she screamed out Dutch Rug Oven Boat!"

Donut Dutch oven 

A donut Dutch oven is when you have a donut on your cock and the peso. Sucking you off starts eating it then you cum on her breasts and throw her under a blanket then fart in it and run off while she throws up under the blanket.
Guy: stop sucking and eat the donut.
Girl: okay daddy
Guy: cums on her
Girl:starts licking it
Guy: grabs blanket and puts it on her
Girl:hey
Guy:farts and runs
Girl:pukes
Next day
Guy: I gave my girl a donut Dutch oven
Friend: sick bro
Donut Dutch oven by CreamyPEANUT January 18, 2022

self cleaning oven 

when police politicians and government refuse to address crime in poor communities , black or brown people . leaving the people and community to handle crime themselves
that's the self cleaning oven district they will handle the murders themselves.

the fish is in the oven

A girl starts her period.

Searing the meat in the Dutch oven 

When spooning in bed naked and the woman sharts on the man’s junk and then proceeds to finish with the dutch oven
The night was a romantic night until she was searing the meat in the dutch oven.

you’ve got nits in your oven mits 

a phrase used when someone has a lot of lice so they flood into their kitchen, and into their oven mits
Oh, Flipping Flowers On Fidgetspinners

‘ you’ve got nits in your oven mits ’.