One-trick Pablo 

One-trick Pablo (noun):

A performer (often a standup comic) who, while funny at first, has become old, tiresome, and appears unable to come up with any new material.

One-trick Pablos generally have highly respected and well recognized early performances published on YouTube, however they lack the creativity to continue their development beyond this initial success.

One-trick Pablos are often still touring, flogging the same dated and boring shit, sometimes packaged slightly differently.

Origin:
Named after Pablo Francisco - who gained fame from his MadTV and Comedy Central Presents appearance in 2000 - who continues to tour, attract massive crowds to see hacked up versions of his original material interspersed with un-intelligible raves, baby talk and sex humor which leaves most of the fans disappointed (except for the retards).

Hey did you go see that Franscisco guy when he was in town?

Yeah, sure did, he was crap! He did his same old jokes! I guess he's just a One-trick Pablo!

One-trick Pablo by Pablo Monster July 30, 2010

one legged man in an ass kicking contest 

Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.

Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

one legged man in an ass kicking contest by EmmasTatDad July 24, 2014

One down, dawg

Response to inquisitive greeting that denotes you're getting things done (as from a daily list of activities).

Ed: "What's up?"

Alan: "One down, dawg."

One down, dawg by lastofseven June 3, 2010

One Hot Minute

The 6th studio album by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, released in September 1995. The only album to feature Dave Navarro on guitar (in the band 1993-1998). One Hot Minute features a noticeably darker and heavier subject matter than the previous album Blood Sugar Sex Magik. Singles included "Warped," "My Friends," and "Aeroplane." Dave Navarro was fired in 1998 over creative differences. Songs from this album besides "Pea" are never played live -post 1998.

Track Listing:
1."Warped"
2."Aeroplane"
3."Deep Kick"
4."My Friends"
5."Coffee Shop"
6."Pea"
7."One Big Mob"

8."Walkabout"
9."Tearjerker"
10."One Hot Minute"
11."Falling into Grace"

12."Shallow Be Thy Game"
13."Transcending"

A: One Hot Minute is my favorite album, it has raw emotional elements that give it an edge over some of the others.
B: I don't know man, the band was in a pretty depressing place at this point, the band doesn't like the songs from his era, and it just doesn't sound right. Plus it was really f**ked up how Anthony had a make-out session with Dave in the music video for "Warped."

One Hot Minute by FACE JINHURTONS September 4, 2010

one bad mother fucker 

If you have to ask then you never will be one

Troy H

Troy’s one bad mother fucker

one bad mother fucker by Halvyt July 17, 2018

one eye open when i am sleepin 

Its when you have one eye open when you are sleepin. One eyeeeeeee

one eye open when i am sleepin, one eyeeeeee

one eye open when i am sleepin by VroomVroomVroomVroomVroom October 6, 2021

One of the lads 

A woman or girl who has a lot of male friends and often behaves like a man whilst in their company. These women are very happy individuals as they can hang out with a lot of hot guys without it being totally obvious that they would very much like to bang them. (see harem queen)

"How come you don't feel uncomfortable walking around in your undies in front of Corinne? Doesn't she cop a perve at your bits?"
"No, it's cool. She's one of the lads!"

One of the lads by Corinne Simpson October 15, 2006