Warren Moon

Warren Moon was the star Quarterback for the Houston Oilers from 1984 to 1993. He is, without a doubt, the best Quarterback ever. Most people say Dan Marino... but only because they fail to add in Warren Moon's CFL day statistics to his total. If you do, you'll see that Moon is the superior quarterback.

Career Statistics:

Pass Attempts: 9205 (847 more than Marino)
Pass Completions: 5357 (390 more than Marino)
Pasing Yards: 70553 (9192 more than Marino)
Passing TD's: 435 (15 more than Marino)

Moon was just... better.

Warren Moon is better than Dan Marino. Deal with it.

by Overlord Hikash September 15, 2004

Moon Boots

US Military slag for the Marine Corps' Desert Combat Boot.

Standard issue military boots for military desert cammo uniform, issued to Army and Navy personnel.

Term is used in a documentary called "Ears open, Eyeballs Click" about Marine Corps basic training.

"You are all issued two pairs of moon boots, don't lose them!"

"Fuck! Iam so screwed, I lost my left moon boot!
Marine Basic training (boot camp)

by doughboymarine November 2, 2011

Moon Critter

A person of African American descent who is looting during the evening hours and can only be spotted by the light of the moon.

My car was stolen last night and it looks like a group of moon critters are the culprit.

by bootyliciouss808 January 1, 2010

moon dip

When you run your finger down your Buttcrack and get the sweat and leftover chodes, And then proceed to wipe it on another persons upper lip.

The moon dip smells like poo!

by Anonymous June 30, 2003

moon cricket

Term derived from African folk lore, translated loosely to hungry chimp in the night.

Honey please give that moon cricket some change, he looks pathetic.

by sda2007 January 5, 2008

moon cricket

Usually used as a racial slur against black people. I'm told it has to do with the shine off their faces and the continual noise they seem to make. It was a popular term in the American South 100 years or so ago.

I just saw a moon cricket hold-up a liquor store.

by Defcon 4 and waiting June 4, 2010

crescent moon

Having a dick which curves upward, towards the bellybutton, while erect.

"Dude, I took a picture of Jordan's crescent moon and put it on the school website."

by Anastasia Beaverhousin January 11, 2008