on da momma

it’s like on god but on da momma

i fucked yo mom on da momma

by on da momma November 10, 2022

mommas

When someone agrees with what you say

Ex.

Person 1: that party was so fun last night
Person 2: mommas

by Ag_20 November 22, 2020

momma block

Momma block is the most spectacular of all moms. She is selfless, and will do anything to make you happy. She works so hard, and you are so grateful for her everyday. No matter how hard her day was, Momma Block will come home with a smile on her face and greet you with open arms. She has a top notch fashion sense and will never let you leave the house looking homeless. She is beautiful, and is so humble that she will never accept your compliments or ever take a moment to realize how amazing she is. She is generous, loving, caring, funny (sometimes), and truly a delight to be around. Also, she makes really good tacos and guacamole, so that’s nice. There aren’t enough words in this dictionary to express how much you love her. You hope one day you can maker her proud and pay her back for everything she has done for you. But overall, everyone deserves to have a momma block in their life, because it will make their life a million times better, and don’t ever forget that.

“ Yo, who is that lady super cool lady over there with that amazing outfit on?”

“Oh, that’s Momma Block. You aren’t cool enough to talk to her.”

by the_block’s_daughter December 16, 2023

Momma Kelle

A woman of such stature.
Her thickness is unimaginable.
She gives birth to the most attractive children. Plus Mark.
She could stomp on your balls, and you would apologize.

Damn. Momma Kelle.

I am trying to get with that.
Oh man, I wish she wasn’t taken by Albert.
I wish those feet pics were Momma Kelle’s and not Hunter’s.

by Fastboimillo May 16, 2022

trauma momma

A mother or motherly woman who looks after a young person after they have experienced a traumatic physical or emotional event. trauma hug, hurt hug, trauma, hurt, mom, momma, mother, caregiver, child, young person, teenager, drama

Your mom is a great trauma momma, after I scraped my knee, she bandaged it and gave me hot cocoa.

by joecoolthefool May 27, 2016

Joe Momma

It is a type of joke people use to make a quick laugh.

Do you know what happened to Joe
Who's Joe?
Joe Momma

by Joe Momma guy February 3, 2022

honey momma

A woman who is extremely wealthy who has a young boyfriend for whom she provides a luxurious lifestyle. Honey is sweeter than sugar, so she must be richer than a sugar momma.

I know it is a crime, but I've got a sugar momma who just bought me a Nissan sports car. Dude, I've got a honey momma and she bought me a Porsche turbo a month ago. sugar momma, sugar daddy, brown sugar daddy, boy toy, boyfriend

by joecoolthefool September 24, 2015