granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling

Another way for a female to say she is menstruating.

Girl #1: Are ya' going to the lake today?
Girl #2: Naw, I can't. Granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling.
Girl #1: Aw, that's too bad. I'll catch ya' later.

by goobershanker April 6, 2004

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

Granny Finger

You stick your fingers in her coochie until they become all wrinkled then stick it in her rear

i gave that bitch a good ol' granny finger the other night

by H T X November 15, 2020

Granny mur

A total ballbag

You see your granny mur she’s a ballbag

by Origanog123 August 20, 2022

disco granny

Crazy old people from the 60s that still think their "hip" so to speak

You're a disco granny

by The creator of disco granny September 14, 2017

batok granny

a person that is a nonce. He does not cooperate in school projects

Get the batok granny mug

by obobkaba November 22, 2023

Granny Snorter

Someone who’s grandmother has been melted into ash and grandma ash is snorted

Person 1 : (Mean Words)

Person 2 : Shut Up You Granny Snorter

Person 1 : (Cries)

by GrannySnorter69 April 6, 2022