snake oil salesman 

Any salesman from the greater Sacramento area that sells:
A: thinge that don't exist
B: things they don't have or
C: trailer parts

God damn I hate that George, he sure is a snake oil salesman

snake oil salesman by i hate liars February 4, 2007

sack oil 

An excretion of a sweaty thick substance from the sack area that smells sour. It can be found by twiddling your index and middle finger on your sack after not showering for days.

I had so much sack oil I could have swabbed the ball deck and made a candle. So much scrotum scum oil.

sack oil by swe@tymrnassy September 20, 2013

Dallas Oil Spill 

When a girl is giving you head, and when you're about to cum, you make a big deal out of it, but only cum a little, and hold the rest in. When she removes your dick from her mouth and looks at you confused, you cum all over her face.

I gave my girlfriend a Dallas Oil Spill last night. It was funny, but she didn't appreciate it much.

Dallas Oil Spill by Sexman3001 December 26, 2014

maidenhead oil

1) Linseed oil, used for treating the decorative wooden lady figurine on the bow of wood hulled sailing ships.

2) Slang term for female wetness, the slick moistened fluid from the vagina when girls get excited.

3) Pussy juice, incorrectly defined as "maiden oil".

I hooked up with a chick the other night and she was dry as a bone, not a dop a maidenhead oil to be found.

maidenhead oil by Droobiedoo July 20, 2015

oklahoma oil well 

A fake sexual position told to your noisy coworkers when how your weekend went.

"I had a great weekend, Tai did an Oklahoma Oil Well on me after we went to dinner."

oklahoma oil well by Prince of the Pink Palace July 8, 2017

Diane Oil 

It's amazing!

Have you ever tried Diane Oil? It's amazing!

Diane Oil by PurpleTurtle85 September 28, 2019

Shrewsbury Oil Drill 

When the female does a handstand and spreads her pussy. the male then shits in her pussy and bangs it down with his cock, railing her like a drill. the female then queefs the crushed and wet shit out, causing it to spray the room. the oil refers to the shit erupting out of the female.

"Brandon preformed a Shrewsbury Oil Drill on Chloe the other day, she had scat in her fanny for 2 days!"

Shrewsbury Oil Drill by SlothHub February 4, 2020