Offensivelee

The hottest and most offensive girl you will ever meet. She’s rude. Has ZERO time for you and leaves you wishing she was with you all of the time .

“I wish offensivelee was here to say what everyone else is thinking but doesn’t have the balls to say , she’s a baddie . “

by offensivelee July 18, 2025

Offaly CupCAKE

The process by which you insert a whole chocolate cake into an asshole. you then plant a turnip seed inside the now soiled chocolate cake, ejaculate on it for hydration (photosynthesis) and wait for it to grow (can take months). you then use turnip in stew and feed it to who you desire.

Discovered during the great famine by the Great Jeff OMeara III

"Ahhhhh, Mary we're out of turnips"
"C'mon so stick the chocolate cake in im ready to make an Offaly CUPCAKE"

by OFFALY FARMER October 14, 2025

Offencetrate

To respond violently to being thrown out of (or the threat of being thrown out of) a window.
See Defenestration.

A: Yeah, I defenestrated someone yesterday.
B: I was that someone.... I offencetrated but failed at protecting myself.

by Oder destroyer December 22, 2025

public offender

A person not prone to using politically correct words.

Mark is an equal opportunity offender. He has insulted everyone in the office so we call him our public offender.

by Monte R June 21, 2007

Christmas offense

A few words, said on Christmas Day, that depict sacrilegious reference to Christmas.

Big guy: "Why are you celebrating Christmas as Jesus's birthday?"
Little guy: "Don't give me that Christmas offense, that's what Christmas is for!"

by Seshie January 11, 2009

Counter-offensive

A counter-offensive is the term used by the military to describe large scale, usually strategic offensive operations by forces that had successfully halted an enemy's offensive, while occupying defensive positions.

offense,offensive - the action of attacking an enemy.

Counter-offensive - armed force stopping an enemy offensive

by DImmortal April 24, 2009

unturn offable

unable to turn off

when you go to bed and you cant seem toturn off your swag, therefore unturn offable!

by thifhp April 8, 2010