Open a can of stew

Extreme defecation in a place other than a toilet

I had to open a can of stew so bad that I went all over the teacher's desk.

by Jenko Jarkin November 20, 2013

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Open Goal

Easily accessible vagina

You'll definitely be able to get with her mate, shes an open goal

by Opengoal August 28, 2014

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Said when a guy who hasn't gotten any in a while strikes out with another girl. Refers to the opening of a jar of peanut butter for the purpose of slathering said peanut butter on one's penis to provide a dog incentive to lick it.

Sexually frustrated man: "I just struck out again! Such a long dry spell..."
Friend: "Might be time to open the peanut butter"

by Wolf13 October 24, 2014

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Open source talking

Talking out loud to yourself not because of insanity but to leave the conversation open for anyone to join to whatever degree.

I was open source talking at the strip club about sandwiches and next thing I knew...(she joins and redirects the conversation here).

by Bauldrdash Thunderballs February 5, 2015

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open happiness

(from the Coca Cola commercial celebrating 125 years of coca cola in 2011)

a) drink rum and coke
b) to have an orgasm

girl a) Why can't i open happiness? I'm 16 and a half

girl b) it's our alco-laws; I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union. Drink beer, wine and maybe rum and coke- since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.

by Sexydimma April 5, 2015

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