by Collector001z May 20, 2021

His mum stinks of off milk
He has a small willy
He has the deadest trim of all time
Has a patato shaped head
His mum has a really good haircut ( box shaped )
He fingers his brother's ass crack
He likes shoving cucumber in his ears
He has a small willy
He has the deadest trim of all time
Has a patato shaped head
His mum has a really good haircut ( box shaped )
He fingers his brother's ass crack
He likes shoving cucumber in his ears
Oh look it's Olly, his mum has a shit haircut
Olly your lips are crusty
Wait Olly, is your dick really 4 inches?
OLLY CORDES means that he has a small cock and you need a microscope to see it
Olly your lips are crusty
Wait Olly, is your dick really 4 inches?
OLLY CORDES means that he has a small cock and you need a microscope to see it
by Elliot croft November 23, 2021

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by berryranpo April 16, 2022

my bitchass friend who refuses to forgive himself for some shit that happened years ago and thinks he’s forever in debt to us and tries his hardest to clean it up by giving us gifts and stuff. love him tho.
by massivelubecovereddildo June 11, 2021

Imagine Jimmy Savil, Ginormica ( that tall bitch from Monsters vs Aliens) and fucking Shrek all mixed into one. I'm pretty sure that's how this fucktard was made. This man went from the fat short kid to the fat tall kid who dates 13 year olds. Yes, 13 year olds!!!! My man is afraid of girls. He ran away from not 1 but 4 girls. I'll give it to him, this cunt can be funny. But he can not bench press to save his life. Ollie Harrison hit his peak when he spilt his milkshake overhimself. After that, well his popularity is receding faster than Alfie's hairline.
13 year olds friend: I never knew your dad was that tall... 13 year old: No he's just Ollie Harrison
by wagwan piff October 2, 2019
