To be doomed is to be the guy that never gets any pussy. This is the type of guy you know when you go out this man is not taking a chick home with him whether he wants to or not. Everyone usually feels bad for the doomed guy and tries to help him get some ass, but they usually just run away or yell at you for trying to help. Common doomers usually tell you to stop being weird or that you’re not funny when you’re trying to help them get some poon, meanwhile you’re fighting for the good will of their life. One of the last things you want to be is doomed.
Person 1: Yo did he close with that chick he was talking to at the bar.
Person 2: Nah he talked to her for 5 minutes and then watched the Yankees game in the corner for the rest of the night.
Person 1: What’s his problem why does he never try to get some ass?
Person 2: He’s just a doomed motherfucker, there’s no helping this guy.
Person 2: Nah he talked to her for 5 minutes and then watched the Yankees game in the corner for the rest of the night.
Person 1: What’s his problem why does he never try to get some ass?
Person 2: He’s just a doomed motherfucker, there’s no helping this guy.
by astank5 May 03, 2023
the ultra death-skank of uber-doom (or UDSUD) is a technique of skanking invented by a highschooler named nate used to skank in mosh pits withouth hXc dancing.
can also be used to smash people's balls in or give them a dead leg so you can grab whatever you are trying to get from them (ex: bag of weed) and yell YOINK and then run away really fast
can also be used to smash people's balls in or give them a dead leg so you can grab whatever you are trying to get from them (ex: bag of weed) and yell YOINK and then run away really fast
dude! nate just used the ultra death-skank of uber-doom on ezra again because i think he said something about his sister and had to get an unfair advantage to run away because of his stoner asthma!
by ledhead7389 May 07, 2007
Oh hey "Doom Guy" what's up?
Him: Bruh, pedo!!!!
Me: Nah bro you don't know the definition bitch..
Him: REPORTED!!!
Him: Bruh, pedo!!!!
Me: Nah bro you don't know the definition bitch..
Him: REPORTED!!!
by PolarBearzHomie November 29, 2020
That smirk you get when on the outside your extremely polite but on the inside you know your fucked, for example: car crashes, not doing a hw assignment, cheating on your girlfriend
by cali-penguin January 12, 2015
by church of eg January 19, 2021
"The summers over and schools over its so depressing."
"Yea its depressing and it feels so doomful."
"Yea its depressing and it feels so doomful."
by mango530 September 03, 2008