Nuclear Warfare

the act of a man fucking a girl in the ass. as ur pulling your cock out and putting it back in the girl farts on your dick

dude i was fuckin this girl in the ass i was putting it in when all of a sudden she fuckin used nuclear warfare on my dick.

by B@rnes April 2, 2007

nuclear weapon

Those new fangled weapons that you can see through!

That's why we can't find any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, they're nuclear weapons!

by Doco The Magic Dragon and Larry September 8, 2003

Nuclearbomb clock

Master of the world.
Has extreme ownage over you.
master of flash

by joe November 1, 2003

Nuclear Winter

A bullshit scenario concocted during the Cold War to scare the US into giving in to the Soviets.
It goes like this: the fires produced by the nuclear bombing of targets would inject large amounts of smoke into the atmosphere. The smoke would coalesce into a layer that would block sunlight from reaching Earth's surface. A massive drop in temperatures would result. Here's where the scare tactics kick in: the lack of sunlight would deprive plants of vital energy, causing an extinction event.
This sob story was busted in a 1986 paper called "Nuclear Winter Reappraised." However, the paper was ignored, and fear of nuclear winter continues to subsist.

The people who came up with "nuclear winter" were not objective scientists but partisan agitators. Their goal was to see the U.S. back down from the Cold War. The most prominent scientist, Carl Sagan, was an enthusiastic proponent of nuclear disarmenent.

by Anonymous debunker of myths February 15, 2009

Nuclear Family

A family so potentially explosive that no one dares breathe, knowing that a single-word detonation could destroy everyone in its blast radius

They sat at the dinner table, a nuclear family, Mom, Billy and Sue careful to not make eye contact, no one making any move that could detonate their father's explosive rage. Hiroshima would look like a day in the park, in contrast to the inevitable wreckage.

by Monkey's Dad October 7, 2021

Naples Pap

One who resembles a placenta-flesh eating skinny faggot who twirls around naked in hallways to impress other men who charm their anacondas to his presense. Furthermore, he enjoys sucking cock for coke to make him feel like the almighty god of anal bleeders. Despite his fag loving fetish he also craves the g-spot of 10 year old girls---yet he is unable to recieve this desire because of the 9 inch cranberry man twatted juice flavored dildo constantly jammed in his brown eye. Despite all these flaws, he is greately expected to win the noble price of being the first personn to have the ablity to literally make his bald guy puke by jackin off to an object--not a person.

Silly Sally: Oh no! My 10 year old niece, Jasmine's g-spot has been penetrated again...

Mr. Chitel: Fuck! Another Naples Pap came here yesterday!!!

by Herick Fjelstad January 23, 2008

nuclear submarine

When defecating, the biggest, most awesomely large dump that you haven't had in a good long time. Usually arises from not crapping for more than 48 hours or when coming off of constipation. Called so because the waste is so big, it's like a nuclear submarine trying to leave the bowels, which is a very large submarine. An atomic dump.

Today I went over Memere's house and launched a nuclear submarine.

Try as he might, the nuclear submarine deep in Gorby's colon wouldn't come free, until he had some Taco Bell and it was launched in the public restroom.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood July 20, 2007