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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris the reason there is a shadow behind you.
by MY NAME IS JEFF April 27, 2015
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Chuck Norris

Urban Dictionary won't search for Chuck Norris because it know that you don't find him; he finds you. Run before he finds you.
by Anonymous December 17, 2014
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Literally the full name of this kid in our class. He claims that he's super hot; he's not wrong. And he says he doesn't have a crush. When I don't think he realizes EVERY SINGLE GIRL in the year likes him :{
Judge: Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Mashkoor Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Norri Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani, how do you plead?'

Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Mashkoor Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Norri Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani: Well, you nailed the name ;
by Gayderade February 12, 2020
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chug norris

Chug Norris would be someone who finds courage and unmatched fighting skills after chugging alcohol.
After that fifth of whiskey, Jimmy went Chug Norris on anyone who talked to him.
by Rightblank April 4, 2016
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Norry

Its sorry but not sorry because you will likely do it again.
I am norry for the way i behaved.
by NinjaLu August 7, 2024
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1165 Norris Dr

I can't believe she dumped you, waht a fuggin 1165 Norris Dr.
by CFlack bozo February 12, 2022
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No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024
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