noch

Used in Australia as slang for "no chance"

"you going to come out tonight?"
"noch"

by lioneldaplug August 17, 2018

NONCE

If there name is billy most likely a nonce

Is his name billy? Must be a nonce

by YerAuldDa1888 November 18, 2018

Nonce

A nonce is a British way to describe a pervert or a pedophile. A nonce can like many things (e.g dicks, young males, females and many more).

Nonces usually hangs around on the internet but can also be seen on the sidewalks on your street. They target kids and teenagers and have a strange habit of biting their lips.

1. See that guy over there? He is a huge nonce.
2. I just got molested by a nonce.
3. John thinks we don't know he is a huge nonce.

by gayraccoon January 16, 2019

Nonce

Your dad

Your dad is a massive strokey nonce

by Kazotsky Kick January 29, 2019

Nonce

Harry and Curtis

Harry and Curtis are nonce’s

by 😎. July 6, 2019

Nonce

When someone dose something (Sexual) with someone younger than them may get called a Nonce.

Did you see that 15yr old Joe kiss that 12yr old? What a Nonce!!

by Beefy Ben December 16, 2019

Fat Nonce

Fat Nonce is a term used to describe pedophiles who are fat. It is also used to slur people who are fat or just have a very pedohilic look.

Oh look over there ! It's JJ Olatunji the fat nonce!

by g1theauthor July 15, 2020