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Scritch scratch

A historically defined sound. See as: “scritch scratch, I was having a scratch.”

Use case: for when one is either scritchy or scratchy.
Scritch scratch, I was having a scratch
by Lilpip May 23, 2024
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scratch not itch want

1.Reference to the philosophy of self-indulgence, whether to deny or sate.
2.Statement of self-denial.
3.A description of the compelling desire for that from which one abstains.
4. For reasons of conditioning, faith, or pride, the human chooses to deny his instinctive responses to hunger, rage, lust, grief, fear, or even happiness, but suffers temptation as a result.
One should not deny his desires lest he scratch not itch want.
by ad-92129 March 26, 2011
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Scratch

There are many problems with the shithole of a website known as Scratch, or scratch.mit.edu. First of all, The Scratch Team is some of the worst website admins on the planet. They're the cause of why saying "crap" or "heck" will get you banned. Saying "Hey wanna hang out later?" will get you banned because of the bots that filter "hang out" as a link to the Google chatting platform, Hangouts, or linking to actual hanging. Oh yeah, there are these Scratch Warrior Cats that will annoy the hell out of you. The Scratch Warrior Cats also make cringe "memes" that aren't even memes. Stealing others' content is allowed for some reason because of their remixing "policy", which basically states you can remix a project, only change a sprite, and get away with it. It's ridiculous. There are some actually really well-made games and animations, but they get overlooked by the fame retards who make very sub-par 10-second animations with stickman characters and very basic platformers. If you criticize any popular political opinion, you're, according to the community, uneducated. If you say just the tiniest little thing negative about the LGBT community, you're considered homophobic. If you plan on joining this site, beware. If the Scratch Team weren't such dumbasses at maintaining a website, and the fame retards didn't exist on this website, maybe Scratch would be a better place.

If you don't get banned, warned, or reported by an idiotic 9-year-old, you're literally a god.
User 1: WOAH I found this really neat site called "Scratch"! Let's create an account and make a lot of projects!
User 1: *creates an account and a couple of projects*
User 2: *gasp* You said "Honestly, can people stop spamming Scratch with stuff about defunding the police. It's really annoying and I don't believe in it." !!! YOU SHOULD BE BANNED! YOU UNEDUCATED PIECE OF CRAP!
User 2: *gets banned for saying "crap"*
User 1: Serves User 2 right for annoying me.
User 3: *creates a million harry potter fanclub studios and makes a whole bunch of fuwwy clans* hey uwu join my owo harry potter fanclub uwuuwuwuwuw and join my clannssssssss! X3
User 4: Check out my platformers and animations!!!! *links them to the crappy games and animations*
User 1: shut up, user 3.
User 1: And User 4, those projects need a little work.
User 1: *gets banned for saying "shut up" and for "bullying" by saying "those projects need a little work"*
User 1: What the fuck is this shit. I joined literally 20 fucking minutes ago.
User 2: *also banned* That's Scratch for you.
by fuckinghatemylife September 6, 2021
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Scratch-aGunner

I am on ALL platforms. At least I hope I am.
Scratch-aGunner is a totally epic gamer!! Give him a internet!! internetometer dot com/give/48017
by Scratch-aGunner March 15, 2021
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Scratch

not much to know just some dumb cool website
scratch what you do when your bored
by SCARTCHERZ April 12, 2021
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Scratching Monster

Also know as the Scratchy Monster, a story talked about between children of a being that comes in the middle of the night and leaves little scratches on people. The story was made by kids as a way to explain why sometimes they would wake up with scratches they don't remember receiving.

Some kids say he comes when you have been bad but the more common believe is that the monster has no reason, he's simple not a nice guy.
Basically any time a kid goes to bed and wakes up with a scratch he or she didn't have when going to bed is labeled as a Scratching Monster attack.
by AnimeLoveLover123 July 24, 2014
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