by BPB 562 February 16, 2009
a question you ask someone right after they tell you to do some you don't agree with, you could just as easily say no or piss off but instead you go all out and ask them do you need a spoon.
it is typically followed by them asking why they would need a spoon, at that time you inform them it to eat your...
eat you ass, shit, piss, ect.
it is typically followed by them asking why they would need a spoon, at that time you inform them it to eat your...
eat you ass, shit, piss, ect.
EXAMPLE 1.
boss man: You have to work this weekend.
employee: do you need a spoon?
boss man: why would I need a spoon?
employee: so you can eat my ass.
EXAMPLE 2.
Guy 1: I knew you was wrong about that movie... it sucked
Guy 2: Do you need a spoon?
Guy 1: why?
Guy 2: so you can eat my shit
boss man: You have to work this weekend.
employee: do you need a spoon?
boss man: why would I need a spoon?
employee: so you can eat my ass.
EXAMPLE 2.
Guy 1: I knew you was wrong about that movie... it sucked
Guy 2: Do you need a spoon?
Guy 1: why?
Guy 2: so you can eat my shit
by B*RAD May 23, 2014
namjoon: *falls down the stairs, breaking 59 bones*
seokjin:
jimin:
taehyung:
yoongi:
hoseok:
jungkook: hE NEED SOME MILK
seokjin:
jimin:
taehyung:
yoongi:
hoseok:
jungkook: hE NEED SOME MILK
by I may or may not be a potato.. January 09, 2018
Jeff was walking with his friend and said "Watch this!" He proceeded to fail at a cartwheel and he fell over.
HE NEEDS SOME MILK!
HE NEEDS SOME MILK!
by flameguy788 March 15, 2016
by coolboy122131 June 08, 2022
The Yiddish, and unreleased version of Bruce Springsteen's Hungry Heart, written well before he was famous and when he was on a kick to appeal to Hasidic Jews in Brooklyn. Here are the know lines to that song:
Got a wife and kid in Williamsburg, Irv, I went out for a nosh, never said a word. Everybody needs a Kosher snack, bagel with a schmear, not a breakfast jack. A good knish or a matzo brei, a piece of lox that is not too dry.
Everybody needs a Kosher snack, from Borough Park down to Hackensack. Like the Nile when it doesn't flow, I got such gas that I gotta go. Everybody needs a kosher snack, take one now and then bring one back.
Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy
Got a wife and kid in Williamsburg, Irv, I went out for a nosh, never said a word. Everybody needs a Kosher snack, bagel with a schmear, not a breakfast jack. A good knish or a matzo brei, a piece of lox that is not too dry.
Everybody needs a Kosher snack, from Borough Park down to Hackensack. Like the Nile when it doesn't flow, I got such gas that I gotta go. Everybody needs a kosher snack, take one now and then bring one back.
Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy
by tirtle July 02, 2018
by yo fat May 19, 2017