like nailing jello to a tree

It is said that nailing jello to a tree is impossible, therefor something that is like 'nailing jello to a tree' is something you just can't do.

Convincing that popular hunk of spunk to take me to the prom would be like nailing jello to a tree.

by Carsa Ikk July 17, 2006

slate layers nail bag

A very saggy pair of woman's breasts.

Mate, she had tits like a slate layers nail bag.

by lennylightweight March 29, 2006

nail natta nothin

you cant get it, cant have,

"you gettin Nail Natta Nothin"!!!!!

by Smlec January 21, 2007

Nails to my chalkboard

A saying used to display a strong hate but worst than the word hate

Colby: you know that Ian kid, I took his girl and he’s really just the nails to my chalkboard.
Friend: yeah he’s a cunt

by Colby.exe November 30, 2018

Black Nail Polish

Black Nail Polish meaning Homo-sexual. Comes from Adam Lambert contestant on American Idol Season 8. Adam wears black nail polish. Adam is gay, therefore coming to the term "Black Nail Polish".

"He is so Black Nail Polish!"

"Did you see those pictures? Those poses are so Black Nail Polish!"


"I heard a rumor that Nate is Black Nail Polish!"

by Wordmaster :]] March 11, 2009

Painting her nails

Used to describe the 'job' of a woman who leaves all the breadwinning to her partner, so instead has 'occupation' of sitting home and enjoying the comfort of doing nothing. The term derives from what women apparently love doing best as their pastime.

"He goes out and works his butt off while she sits at home, painting her nails"

by Devil Jones March 04, 2008

Crazy Cat Nail Lady

Crazy Cat Nail Lady is an alternate name for a certain nail and comedy based YouTuber.

Did you see Crazy Cat Nail Lady's newest video?

by TheZjads October 24, 2017