Chuck Norris

A badass

Chuck Norris the reason there is a shadow behind you.

by MY NAME IS JEFF April 27, 2015

Chuck Norris

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Urban Dictionary won't search for Chuck Norris because it know that you don't find him; he finds you. Run before he finds you.

by Anonymous December 17, 2014

Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Mashkoor Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Norri Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani

Literally the full name of this kid in our class. He claims that he's super hot; he's not wrong. And he says he doesn't have a crush. When I don't think he realizes EVERY SINGLE GIRL in the year likes him :{

Judge: Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Mashkoor Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Norri Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani, how do you plead?'

Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Mashkoor Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Norri Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani: Well, you nailed the name ;

by Gayderade February 12, 2020

Sarah Jane Norris

a Compleate Hottie
Some May same Drop Dead Gorjis She is always center of attention. never misses a good party. love her boys. and a compleatly wild chick

Boy 1: hey sarah is here
Boy2: fuck yeah she's a hottie
Boy 3: im gettin with her tonight i love sarah jane norris

by Matt roii December 1, 2009

the young chuck norris

when a man farts into a large bowl of cereal and then puts his dick into it, slowely so that the bowl slowely overflows then he punches a bitch in the face and makes her eat his concocktion. This can result in dominance of anyone in range

dude you totally gave her the young chuck norris

by the money maker is in my pants October 20, 2010

C. Norris POW

A C. Norris Piss On Woman is when you pee on a womans face and throw your beard trimmings on top of it to make them stick, the result makes her look like a Wookie from Star Wars and is not easy to get rid of.

Holy crap did you see Mary's face? It is clear to me that she just got C. Norris POWed.

by BigMcKrackin October 14, 2008

The Norris

A drink using 3/4th rum, (spiced or black optional) and 1/4th Sourpuss. Invented by the venerable Mr. Norris of New Scotland

Matt got completely sloshed drinking The Norris last night; he can't talk today...It was intense.

by Moxord January 10, 2014