Spam Clarinet

A penis. Especially one being blown. Penis

Do you play the spam clarinet?

by Hmmmm Notsureaboutthat November 10, 2019

twit-spam

Using twitter to not tweet original thought, but to re-tweet someone else's original thought. Usually involves one individual re-tweeting many others posts.

I wish he would stop just re-tweeting everything he sees, it's just total twit-spam!

by Deadly Smurf January 13, 2011

dangly spam

Pussy lips, beef curtains, labia Majora,etc

Fiona bent over the piano showing the audience her impressive dangly spam

by Fruitloopy74 January 27, 2018

spam flautist

Virtuoso fellatio performer.

Presidential spam flautist Monika Lewinski lied in court again today, yet privately hoped she would be found out, as the whole point of the exercise was that she wanted to simply be catalogued in history as someone who blew the President. <Mindless cunt>

by Brucester September 13, 2006

slam the spam

Loping the mule, jerking the gonaskas, whipping the wire, the old five knuckle shuffle across the ole piss pump.

After seeing his roomates girlfriend naked he felt the urge to slam the spam.

by the real DTRAIN March 29, 2005

spam castinet

The hairless lips of a womans erogenous zone. Also known as the cheese burger.

"Then we hit the bedroom and I got to play a little ditty with her spam castinets!"
"Gold dude!"
"Definately quality miffin!"

by David P January 29, 2005

spam castinettes

the female genitals.

"if music be the food of love......let me play your spam castinettes"

by Pax September 15, 2003