Lucas Murphy

A total badass with huge biceps and massive pp that you can see dangling out of his shorts

Person1: where’s Lucas Murphy

Person2: I think he’s beating his meat
Person1: oh that’s epic

by Pilkospilkie June 21, 2021

Katie Murphy

She is an amazing,smart,funny person who loves the color yellow. She has a really sweet boyfriend who loves her with all his heart. She loves marvel and he friends. Katie does gymnastics and also she is very good at piano and she is learning to play Perfect by Ed sheeran. Katie is a very Beautiful person but she can be vicious especially to mateo and nolan. Katies main habitats are : School,Her house,Gymnastics,He friends houses and at the beach.

Look its its an angel oh sorry no that's Katie Murphy

by Neph1x June 22, 2021

Murphy's second law

Anyone that can exist does exist, and they're probably on Twitter.

"What on earth do you mean they're calling themselves 'Sigma Males'?"

"Murphy's second law. They exist."

by waddlemarco June 30, 2021

murphied

You sit down on the can only to find out too late there is no toilet paper. (old school)

The last dump I took I got murphied.

by drgymy November 27, 2012

skull murphy

1.to receive awesome oral sex.

2.to wear a skeleton mask while performing oral sex on you partner.

"that chick go hard, she gave me the ill skull murphy.

by palice October 23, 2012

Samantha Murphy

If this is your name you probably don’t wash your hair enough.

“Why is that person’s scalp so greasy?”

“Oh, that’s just Samantha Murphy.”

by miso_olive_soup November 24, 2021

eoin murphy

Massive cock and really good at fifa, the best footballer in the world and he is ripped as fuck

“I wanna be like Eoin Murphy when I grow up” “how is he so muscly”

by Punanipunisher November 23, 2021