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Murphy

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Murphyism

A variation of the phrase “To Murphy”

A fact based argument used to decimate liberal logic and falacies.
Your murphyism made the leftist cry.
by MurphyFan69 March 29, 2022
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Murphyitis

Feat or opening letters and official forms
40 new letters I can't open ,I must have M
Murphyitis. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong....Murphy's law
by Bottle of Guinness please January 31, 2022
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murphyitis

A fear of opening letters and filling out official forms
The letters are piling up, Don't the know I have Murphyitis
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Murphy squirts

Diarrhea at the absolute worst time possible.
"I'm on a first date, hottest girl I've ever gone out with, we go back to her place to fuck, and just as I'm about to cum I get the Murphy squirts. Painted a path from her bed all the way to the toilet. I guess she didn't see the humor in it, cuz she didn't want a second date..."
by Bottom-feeder Beater February 18, 2022
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Murphy's Law

1. anything than can go wrong, will go wrong
2. if there's multiple way something will go wrong, it'll go wrong in the worst way possible
3. if you'll thought of 4 ways the thing will go wrong, it'll go wrong in the 5th way
4. if you try to play some video games in secret, urmom will find out
my mom found me out playing games thanks to the murphy's law
by missingno_kekw March 7, 2022
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Murphyz Law

If the opps can slide they will slide
Cant walk outside unlucky like Murphyz Law

(A play on murphys law)
by jimmyslimdick May 22, 2022
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