poop muffin

a person who has mutch fiber in their poop.

Matt: I love to eat grain
BOB: Matt ur A POOP MUFFIN!

by robert moseltof May 3, 2008

Conneticut muffin

When a woman wakes up a man by sitting on his face and shaking her booty until he wakes shouting 'Conneticut Muffin!!'

Yo bitch wake up and taste some conneticut muffin!!

by CF muff March 7, 2009

Bluffin' with my Muffin

While having sex with a man, the girl is actually thinking about a woman. He thinks she's into it because she is aroused, but she's not aroused because of him. Bluffin' = lying. Muffin = Vagina.

I was bluffin' with my muffin last night with John since I couldn't stop thinking of Jane.

by mimi.loves.chachi May 4, 2009

muffin top

When your love handles burst out over the top of your tight pants, giving your lower back/butt the appearance of a muffin.

Man Look at Joanie over there with those skanky jeans on, she sure has a wild case of muffin top.

by Steff is my name you cow June 11, 2006

muffin bath

When two girls who posess the ability to ejaculate when climaxing please each other while using the "69" position.

I think I will have a muffin bath with my roommate this morning

by Boris Yakaczlevski September 20, 2006

Muffin Man

drug dealer

I'm going down to the corner to see the Muffin Man

by h0tgirl1 March 13, 2016

carrot muffin

(n) The unshaven pussy of a ginger haired person.

"Eugh, that skank's got a carrot muffin!"

by Shannon475 December 16, 2006