Mustache Mike

A badass security guard who has a badass nickname. This nickname has no other connotations other than BADASS...AND BALD!!!

Mustache Mike is out on patrol, I hope nobody gets in his way.

by Dan the man1986 November 24, 2020

Mustache

Booger wiper, mainly according to women.

"Shave your mustache, Jake!"

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

Mustache Key

The key to a great mustache.

Bro, you’re Stache is coming in strong. Take it to greatness with the Mustache Key!

by Mr. Mustachekey May 11, 2021

Mustache_deku

Mustache_deku is an amazing hilarious fucking account on TikTok. Their account brings me smiles every time. Even tho they have an obsession with Deku

I love mustache_dekus account!!!

by Rorobertz June 1, 2021

mustacherryeatme

the really hot and sexy owner of the tiktok account @mustacherryeatme the true girlfriend of Mustache Harry Styles.

yoooo mustacherryeatme is soooo hot

by yolis June 3, 2021

mustacherryeatme

the really really hot sexy owner of the amazing tiktok account @mustacherryeatme

yooooo @mustacherryeatme on tiktok is so hot

by yolis June 3, 2021

mustachero

An hero with a mustache or a mustache with an hero.
Can one be without the other?

A: Then, that señior over there came along and solved the production bug.
B: That señior is Vasyl. He is a true mustachero.

by el_pendejo June 25, 2021