Minecraft 

warships of various types whose primary mission is laying or sweeping mines

The fisherman spotted a minecraft in the sea horizon.

Minecraft by EasilyEumo November 3, 2021

minecraft 

there are many different types of players in mine craft there is the red-stone master there is the miner there is the builder and there is the hunter/warrior there is also the farmer i am the farmer

the goal in minecraft is to defeat the ender dragon and you can do many different things so i think you should download minecraft

minecraft by feesh power November 15, 2021

Minecraft 

A game that was wonderful and fully rejected by Isaac Newton

Isaac Newton: I want to play this "Minecraft'' thing.

Later
Mad Isaac: WHAT THE F**K THIS IS REJECTABLE, I CHOPPED A TREE AND IT'S NOT FALLING!

Minecraft by anonymous November 23, 2021

minecraft 

an excuse for smashing your keyboard to bits

Person 1: "Hey I heard that you broke your keyboard"
Person 2: "Yeah, because I died in my 6 month minecraft hardcore world"
Person 1: "Damn, you good bro?"

minecraft by VeryCoolManPerson December 2, 2021

Minecraft 

a small indie game developed in 2009

Hey bro did you see that Minecraft fall earlier?

Minecraft by ur mom 9999 December 3, 2021

Minecraft 

A butiful video game where you can build a big dick.

Dude1:Hey man wanna play Minecraft and build a big dick?
Dude2:hell yeah.

Minecraft by MegaFaggit4848 December 7, 2021

Minecraft 

A block game with many blocks such as dirt, torch, skulk vein, crying obsidian, oak log, end-stone, and most importantly: PURE JOY. Every block is made out of PURE JOY.

Nerd: Do you want to do some math problems?
Me: Nah, I'mma play Minecraft.
Nerd: I shall join you.

Minecraft by Not my real name 123 January 15, 2022