manber

A self-righteous tool and/or douchebag who foolishly believes that he is the embodiment of manliness. A male who is the epitome of idiocy and genuine moronic behavior.

"So I was at this party and this drunken idiot started hitting on my girl, and kept shouting about how much she wanted him even though she called him a disgusting pig and told him to leave her alone."
"Sounds like a manber to me."
"A textbook case."

by yoyoyojoe December 20, 2007

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land mine

passing gas on a soft surface to try and mask the smell(ie couch, cinema seat). This holds the smell until you get up and walk away. Hence the land mine

Guy: So I was on a date with Julie the other day and I had some bad gas so I dropped a land mine so that she wouldn't be able to smell it.
Friend: So what happened?
Guy: Well, it worked until we got up after the movie, I think she knew it was me.

by Sp33dstix March 14, 2009

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Mine Field

Mine Field- (n.)- A room and/or large grouping of uggos duffs and/or grenades, with a complete lack of the normally accompanying hot friends.

"Dude I went to the bar last night. Supposedly it was ladies night, more like giant fat ass space slugs from Star Wars night, dude I walked into a mine field."

by Maverick and Goose November 7, 2008

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strip mine

Archaic term for surface mine.

Let's go driving in the old strip mine, with your dad's Porsche Cayenne.

by Hazletard-in-Chief October 31, 2011

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land mine

Ejaculating purposely on the floor to where you know your roommate is going to step on it.

Roomate: (Walks into the room) Sup man... ahh shit I just stepped in something wet
Jared: hahaha its a land mine
Roomate: What is that?
Jared: My jizz.... haha... gotcha bitch!!

by Hoffman Hoffamazing February 15, 2006

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