Middle School

A constant excuse torwards your parents, that allows you to do any crazy sh!t

Damn bro I cant wait to get to middle school, so I can always say I have to learn, while I do any shit I want

by KhitDerly November 27, 2020

middle bunk

in a MMF threesome, when the female is being fucked by the guys in both holes

"do you want to middle bunk"

by Bruhtoolong January 2, 2021

middle lane

When your merging into a relationship is the middle lane. The left lane is when your totally single. The middle lane would be the talking stages of a relationship

Him and I are in the middle lane. So I think we are about to date.

by abd124987 January 4, 2021

Middle Child Syndrome

A terrible syndrome in which one is born after someone, but someone was born after them as well, making them the in between of their siblings. The only known cure is MURDER, and it NEVER fails. Most common symptoms are crying, being easily annoyed, and being tall BUT not as tall as the oldest child. If you have this or know someone who does, call your doctor or therapist IMMEDIATELY.

Person: did you hear about that classmate who went crazy and killed their siblings?
Person 2: Yeah. They had Middle Child Syndrome, it sucks ASS

by I_am_froggychair June 26, 2021

Middle School Mid Life Crisis

When your going through a mid-life crisis in middle school. But homework, bullies, romance, toxic friends, identity crisis, and school are your biggest problems

Middle school Mid Life Crisis also known as MSMLC.

Bobby: Man, life really sucks sometimes I think I'm going through a middle school mid-life crisis.

Nate: dude, I get it but why don't you just shorten it by saying MSMLC.

Bobby: you must be going through one to if you feel the need to shorten all the long words you use.

by Angel the assassin July 17, 2021

Middle School Percussionist

Sitting in a corner in the music room crying about your depression until you need to stand up to play hotcross buns before sitting back down and resuming, only pausing when your friend who plays the baritone gets their finger stuck in it and goes to play the bass drum.

I hate being a middle school percussionist

by GamerOfStrategy November 3, 2021

Middle Ground

Something that makes you look stupid if you misuse and abuse it

Not all middle grounds are good,

Middle ground of bullshit and intellectual works is still bullshit
Middle ground of right and wrong is still wrong

by Sir. B August 29, 2021