Hale, Michigan

Crossroads town above the thumb in Michigan. Little more than a blinking light, a store and a bar where all the locals can be found. Hale's bar features a unique custom, no matter what beer one orders, the bar maid draws alternately from either the Schlitz or Pabst Blue Ribbon tap. Locals apparently cannot distinguish between the two nor between both and all other beverages.

"When you are in Hale, Michigan you can drink some Schlitz and get the shits."

by Once a vistor to Hale August 28, 2011

Michigan Handshake

A blow job from someone you met very recently, especially when from a white woman.

Christine: "What happened with the cute guy from the bar last night?"
Mara: "We finished our drinks and he walked me back to my car. I had fun though, so I gave him a firm Michigan Handshake."

by habanegro May 31, 2015

Michigan State and Ohio State

The college football team that Ohio State Buckeye fans absolutely hate, and visa versa. Michigan State is also refereed to as TTUN (The Team Up North). Even with coaches, games between these rivals can get very tense. Like with other rivals, this turns families on families, friends on friends, allies on allies. Don't mess with a Buckeye fan or a Spartan fan. They will kill you.

"Dude, did you see that game between Michigan State and Ohio State?"
"Yeah, Michigan sucked ass. I'm glad OSU won."
"What did you just say?"
"Uh..."

by Awesomeman7711 December 9, 2016

michigan muddy milkshake

the act of pooping in a cup then ejaculating and or jizzing into the same cup then making your women eat that shit, then she will have a delicious snake and shut up already

dude she shut up when i gave her that michigan muddy milkshake

by fjhafjhasfjkhasfjkmax December 18, 2010

Macomb County Michigan

White trash baby killers

Macomb County Michigan is run by generations of white trash baby killers.

by bishop777___ November 23, 2021

michiganate

verb. To make astonishingly shittier or to give a fecal matter coating.

Dude, she totally michiganated my dick last night.

It totally michiganated my evening when the bomb blew up my mom's intestines and she died a slow, agonizing death.

by c dazzle December 17, 2008

Michigan back-out

When someone loses a bet and doesn't pay up. Or pays half and backs out of the deal.

Mike pulled a michigan back-out when he lost at horseshoes.

by chiefknutz September 1, 2009