memphis rub

A hand job under the table at a family reunion from your first cousin.

I cant believe Jimmy got a memphis rub from his own cousin at the reunion.

by LukeDuke728 November 14, 2013

MERP

My Erect Ready Penis. Can be used as a way to seduce the person you want to stick your penis in.

"Hey, MERP is ready for you whenever you want. "

by Crossssss March 10, 2017

Mermaid Tail

A mermaid tail is a costume (usually made of swimsuit fabric, silicone or rubber) that can either be swimmable or just for show.
A mermaid tail allows you to look and feel like a mermaid by putting your feet into a fin covered by fabric to look just like the magical creature.

I can’t wait to get my Mermaid Tail for Christmas.

by Bubbly Gummy May 2, 2018

Mermating

Having sex on a rock in the middle of a river or lake.

Took the girlfriend mermating down on the river until that church group canoed around the corner.

by Sparky13us June 10, 2018

Mermaid

"1 part sexy while the other part is just some random girl." -TheOdd1sOut

Imagine Beyonce as a mermaid

by Lokimonster2 December 13, 2018

mermer

A mermer is usually used as a synonym for degrading an entire race of people.

David Duke: Hey look theres a group of mermer's over there
David Duke Jr: Wow dad you're right. I better keep my wallet out of sight and lock all my doors.

by MNAS All Star April 4, 2019

Memphis

The type of dude to make up a fake royal dynasty around himself, doesnt even call himself a king but a prince, major soyboy who gets zero pussy and probably plays a lego map game all day.

"Oh Memphis? I Havent seen him in days, I just hope he hasn't gone too neckbeard."

by memphissander November 27, 2021