Masons chicken wings

The act of filling a girls anus with ranch then dipping chicken wings in it and eating them

Me and my girl made masons chicken wings last night

by The rizzler December 6, 2022

mason jar

something that you put a figure in

I stuck my anime girl in the mason jar

by DOMISMOD January 27, 2023

Mason C - Type B

Type B is an uncommon type of Mason C's that are typically polar opposites to the regular ones. They may be short, done dirty by their barber, be uncultured, eat vile meals, be a pesky insect or even be the worst lawyer that can represent in court. Be careful, Type B Mason Cs can act like regular Mason Cs and try to convince you that their normal so you can join their alliance. Avoid being tricked at all times by look for signs like strange behavior, devious activities, NPC movements and language, Eating sewer remains and being easily deceived.

Watch out, that may be a Mason C - Type B
Mason C - Type B are like ogres
Do not be fooled by the Mason C - Type B

by Doctor Poob February 22, 2023

Mason

Mason is usually a very fat, hungry beast. he thinks he's funny, but he laughs at his own jokes and sounds like a dying 400 pound hog getting hit by a motorcycle that got crashed into. he's so single that he shoves his own, fat cock up his own ass. he dates his own cousins that live in the same house as him. he asks out the hottest girls in the school with confidence thinking he is gonna get lucky. he looks like a log and shits out logs. he looks like the human version of a cummed up tampon. his humor is drier than the sahara desert and uses cum for chapstick.

did you see mason? he needs to work out.

by schoolsucksballs March 1, 2023

Masonism

Masonism (ma-ay-son-is-um) is the worship of any creature bestowed with the title "Mason" though masonism is more commonly used when referring to the worship of any human being that was bestowed the name Mason

"They engage in masonism!"

by That Cl0sted Kid March 19, 2023

Markone Land

Once upon a time, there was a small country nestled in the Balkans called Markone Land. It was a place unlike any other, where the people were ruled by the Markones, who were the most pathetic and miserable creatures in all the land.

The Markones of Markone Land were known for their delusions, believing themselves to be the most handsome men in the world. In reality, they looked more like a blobfish on LSD. Despite their lack of physical attractiveness, they had a sense of entitlement, believing that they deserved the affection of anyone they desired.

In their quest for love and acceptance, the Markones of Markone Land would spend their money on weed and alcohol, hoping that it would help them achieve their goal. However, their efforts were often in vain, as they were unable to attract anyone, regardless of their gender or sexual preference.

Their desperation and lack of social skills often led them to engage in bizarre activities, such as having sexual relations with the neighbor Milica's dog or even sticking their penis in the exhaust pipe of a car. Their behavior was so erratic and unpredictable that it was common to hear people exclaim, "Oh, it's a Markone!" when witnessing their antics.

In addition to their strange sexual proclivities, the Markones of Markone Land spent an inordinate amount of time online, constantly chasing after women or masturbating to porn. They were known for their mood swings and would switch between "phases" like a person changing socks.

Person 1: "What the fuck is that blobfish doing to that dog??"
Person 2: "It's a Markone from the Markone Land, watch out, or he will fuck your dog too"

by AnimeDevojka April 23, 2023

Mason Williams

A prolific actor and a common contender in Leo's Coney Island hot dog eating contest in NYC. This phrase is also used for someone that gives up their lunch money to bullies.

"This guy is Mason Williams, he is so good at eating hotdogs and he gave me his lunch money!"

by EdwardDodge May 25, 2023