Meat Man

A Man With A Big Ass Dick

Or

A Man Made Of Meat such as pork, or steak

What A Meat Man, He's Pork and Dick!

by Mr. MooMar July 12, 2010

man-chowder

Semen, so named for its similarity in texture and color to clam chowder. New England, of course.

"I splattered her bowels with man-chowder."

by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004

Man Essentials

The premier place for closet homosexual males to stare at men's underwear bulges online.

I secretly love staring at men's underwear ads when my girlfriend is away. Not only am I the Man Essentials President, I'm also their #1 client.

by GetOutOfTheCloset November 8, 2011

Devyn the "Man"

He is such a cool boy plus really popular and if you have him as a friend he will mostly look at you in a way where it makes you feel comfortable and happy to even have him in your life. People who don't like Devyn should fuck off because he is sensitive and if you try to hurt him he might not come to school for 2 or 3 days.

Wow Devyn the "Man" is so nice I could almost feel like there is nothing I can do for him to stop looking at me.

by halo lowis May 23, 2022

man forest

The hairy pubic region on the body of the male sex.

Dude my man forest is getting overgrown, i need to get my friend to trim it with a pair of scissors.

by BigEck October 15, 2007

shaq man

A perverted white midget lover and looks like Hitler

Shaq man has many pictures of white midgets

by Sha-aq-man October 17, 2017

Lotus Man

A 12 metre tall crab with a human head that flies around at night but only when it's stormy, you'll probably hear chimes when it's flying around. It's mother is a crab and it's father is a man. It's mother abandoned it at 2 years old because she was embarrassed.

Pete: I was in bed last night, and I felt a giant crab claw stroking my blanket.
Steve: It must have been the Lotus Man!

by smallcroco May 22, 2020