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Maserati Mall Rat

One who resides in a mall for at least one month to obtain a Maserati.
"Oh he's a dirty Maserati Mall Rat stay away from him Timmy."
by Z@NDER April 29, 2024
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Mall Headache (MH)

A sort of headache/migraine acquired once you step foot inside a mall - symptoms include at least one blind spot, heavy eyes, loss of concentration, non-verbal/speech impediment and the sensation of your head being split open.
Bro I've just been to the mall and I've now got a massive Mall Headache (MH) going.
by Sardman77 June 17, 2025
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The Shiba Mall

Cheems: Lets go to the shiba mall! Burgoid: Ok!
by Loafumas November 5, 2020
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Mall Grab

The Mall Grab.

Like many things in life, you are told not to do and sometimes it is for the best. We should continue to value the legacy of skating and carry on with the joke. The history behind the Mall Grab is simply a great amount of “poser” skaters who have no intent on getting on the board and shredding. Any real skater knows that he will mall grab by accident every now and again.

The mall rat scene at that point was ridiculous,” Sean Gallagher said of working at a shopping mecca in 2002 located in an upper class New Jersey township.

“A lot of those kids would carry boards around for fashion… It’s like the guy who just carries the guitar around and doesn’t play it,” he said.
Dude #1: “Damn bro, my coffee is taking mad long bro. I hope I don’t spill it on my new thrasher shirt, I paid 60 bucks bro..”
Dude #2: “Man stop being a lil p##### ### ##### and by the way learn how to hold your board. “MALL GRAB!” See you at the park..
by Amt224 November 2, 2022
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Malle

Malle is a name for a person who is super cool.
the name Malle is used for any gender.

Malle always knows how to score people, in a smooth way. Malle is understanding and is always ready for fun. Malle is not a common name in many countries.
hey! isn’t that Malle over there? the one who is super hot?
by Sugr November 21, 2021
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Blue Mall

I got this shirt at the Blue Mall.
by Matthew Maggert December 17, 2008
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The Oxford Valley mall

The local mall in Buck’s County. At one point it was nice, but has gone extremely downhill in recent years. If you go there today, you will be greeted by empty shelves, dirt, extremely shady looking stores, a stand which sells vapes (and most likely worse drugs), and literal human shit on the floor.
“Do you want to go the Oxford Valley Mall?”
“No, that’s gross!”
“I just pooped in the middle of the mall!!”
by Lmaohi7 May 15, 2019
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