Beta Male

In the animal kingdom, the alpha male is the dominant member of the community. He’s like a cartoon caveman, commanding deference. The betas are wingmen, collaborative and conciliatory. In human terms, betas make the best mates. They do more in the house, and probably in the bedroom, because they know how to hasten the greater good. The beta has poetry in him, and a touch of youthful idealism. He’s sure of who he is, and not constantly trying to prove his value in materialistic terms. (Alpha: Your expensive car doesn’t make you interesting.) The beta can earn a lot of money, or a little, but the money’s not the thing; he profits because he works well with others.

There’s something rebellious about the beta male; he challenges the social order rather than succumbing to it. The beta male doesn’t buy in to the basest stereotypes about male behavior, and that’s hugely sexy.

That guy is so unassuming, affable and genuine. I wonder if he's a Beta Male...

by Psychgrad July 10, 2009

fail as a male

guys who you initially believe to be straight, but he turns out to be gay.

Every other guy Ashlee tried to date turned out to be a fail as a male.

by mkablam May 11, 2009

male diva

A male diva is a man who acts like a woman: he is emotionally demanding, creates unnecessary drama, fusses over his appearance, and wants to be the center of attention.

My last three boyfriends were male divas. All three fussed over their appearance and grew jealous when I received more attention and compliments than they did!

by Prettypoet October 26, 2013

male shocker

Four on the sack, one in the back.

alternately,

Two on each nut, one in the butt.

After the way you treated Daphne tonight, i wouldn't be suprised if she gave you the male shocker.

Last night was awesome...Daphne gave me the male shocker.

by chunk t September 21, 2006

Regan (male)

A guy with a huge penis who will stretch a girls pussy

I want to fuck Regan (male)

by John smithboy892 December 23, 2018

Male Madame

male prostitute pimp as depicted in
"Deuce Bigalo: Male Gigolo"

"Now I will become your Male Madame and you are my man whore!"

by Daniel November 29, 2003

Bethany Male

A Bethany Male is a new breed of man. They will act like they want to help, but when they see you carrying something heavy, they just watch. They skateboard or play an on campus sport. They like the girl to guy ratio when they get here, but then realize that it does not help their chances at all so they revert to douche baggyness. They like to wear abercrombie or Santa Cruz sweatshirts and reefs. They frequent the sessions sales and wear a sessions shirt at least once a week. They all play guitar and sing. Their hobbies include trying to pick up girls in the followingr times and locations: chapel, cafe, welcome week, service projects, pop park, class, etc. Also they like to propose.

Are you dating anyone right now?

No, there are only Bethany Males here.

by hoooookay August 26, 2009