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Magic Man 

Two time world championship boxer, Paulie Malignaggi.
“Tonight’s winner by knockout! Bensonhurst’s own the one, the only, The Magic Man!”

Magic Box of Fuck 

1. A magical box full of all the fucks that have not been given.

2. Masturbating into a box fan to see how far the semin will fly.

3. Your box of dildos
The Magic Box of Fuck was a disaster, I aimed wrong and got myself.
Magic Box of Fuck by Bloodhands September 13, 2018

Magic Mouse 

The dumbest, most worthless mouse any brand has ever made. The whole thing is a scroll wheel, it is starts out being only one button until you switch the settings but the right click barely works. AND it sucks for gaming, dont get this ever in your like or you're bad
Ethan: Oh hey I saw this futuristic looking mouse at the store should I go buy it?\
Tom: What is it called
Ethan: It is called the Magic Mou-
Tom: No, Shut the hell up, and don't buy that piece of crap
Ethan: Thank you for saving my life so I don't waste my money on the Magic Mouse!
Magic Mouse by Daily Defenitions November 23, 2020

Magic Penis 

Male genitalia that can stay erect even after coming to an orgasm

Rarer than a unicorn

Doesn't need time to recover between climaxes
"don't you need a break to recharge before we go at it again?"
"No need baby, I have a magic penis"

Paul is the only guy I have met who can fuck for hours continuously no matter how many times he cums. I love his magic penis

I wish every man was blessed with a magic penis

magic wand 

1)noun. a dildo or vibrator

2) a device that will someday render men obsolete
After shopping in duPont circle and buying two vibrators Whit took the train to the National Gallery or Art where the bag checker made a wise crack about her purchase. Later that day on the train she and her friend, Sandra, had a duel smacking each other with their vibrating magic wands.
magic wand by Kaworu July 3, 2004

magic friend

A magic friend is a friend you are so close to, you can be honest and open about everything, share your ultimate famtasies with, and tell your innermost secrets to, someone you probably would fuck if you could but can't for whatever reason.
Philip is great, I tell him EVERYTHING!! He is my magic friend!!
magic friend by Sarah September 2, 2008